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What is Lobster?
When you have such severe cancer it slowly mutates into a lobster
The name lobster comes from the constellation of cancer that is represented by a crab
Doctor: Sam, I'm afraid the cancer has mutated into a lobster
Sam: Oh no, how long do I have to live
Doctor: Five minutes
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Lobster - what is it?
A lobster is someone who habitually pinches bags before he sells them.
Guy 1: Yo, lets call Shakeem up if Lil Herb doesn't come through.
Guy 2: Nah man, he's a lobster.
Guy 1: Lobster? What?
Guy 2: Yeah man hes scummy enough to pinch a nick.
What does "Lobster" mean?
Something only a few James.M Coughlin kids will understand.
Hey doooood i just like totally got likeeee 4 lobsters yesterday!!!!
Lobster - what does it mean?
A prank to play on an unsuspecting female friend. You approach her silently from behind, and with both hands reach around and tweak her nipples, and yell "Lobster!" She will probably freak out and scream -- this is the desired effect.
I gave her the lobster as payback for the scorpion she gave me earlier.
Lobster - meaning
Known for their vice-like grip...
To lobster is the act of restraining the gonads of a partner and ANNIHILATE them.
Used in a variety of ways spanning from Lover to Enemy.
Joey Nignone: So are we going on that date or not?
Dan Wynne: That depends... Are you going to order the lobster?
Lobster - definition
An actual female alpha with massive anger issues who constantly insults the people they love. They have the best taste in music and visual media (e.g. anime or movies like LotR) and are addicted to sushi and cup noodles. Some of their talents include raging for hours about everything and everyone who slightly pisses them off, holding grudges for decades and writing lit diss track rap lyrics.
If ever seen in the wild, the Lobster can be identified by their all black clothing and the look in their face which makes it obvious that they actually hate humans and would rather be anywhere right now than outside.
Even though the lobster is rather anti-social, they are a great and hilarious person who is very loved by their friends.
My friend is raging at a video game even though she promised to be neutral. She is definitely a lobster.
Lobster - slang
“When all of a woman’s meat is in her tail” aka a phat ass
“Victoria is for sure a lobster, look at that ass! I’m glad she doesn’t have eyes in the back of her head!”
Lobster
1. A lobster is a New England term for a girl who most likely has a pretty face, nice torso but from the waist down carries an ass the size of a small planet. The ass expands to the circumference of roughly her height (or more). She is called a lobster because like the tasty shellfish "all the meat is in the tail"!
"yah dude, I mean wicked awesome! I was gonna ask that hottie in the pick up truck out but when she opened the door all I could think of was grabbing my nutcrackers and drawn butter..cause she was no doubt the biggest lobster I'd evah seen!"
"No Shit dood, she could win miss clam bake this year!!"
Lobster
A new way of defining the term "sunburn."
Guy 1: Damn, you're really red from that sunburn.
Guy 2: I hate being a lobster.
Lobster
A crustaceous animal whose habitat consits of cold pacific shallows and deep sea beds. I'm sure in a few months it will mean vagina.
Mmmm, I could go for a lobster dinner!
Mmmm, I just had a lobster dinner from your mom.