A derogatory term used to imply low flush toilets and conservation is an inconvenience, often said by someone who is full of shit who does not care about the environment.
The audience roared with laughter when he would say "...flushing 10 to 15 times", an experience that they have had well before low flushtoilets.
10 year olds: Think they're hard because they discovered swears and CoD, like to boast about it and fail at pretending to be fifteen.
11 year olds: Think they're amazing because they aren't 10 anymore.
12 year olds: Boys are usually obsessed with DC and football and being popular. Girls are more into Jack Wills clothes and being 'random' but failing epically.
13 year olds: Think they're amazing because they are teenagers and think they can take the piss out of everyone younger than them.
14 year olds: Think they're the most superior, funny, witty, brilliant people ever. Girls try to be scene, and they try and act hard by having a go at people and judging them on whether they've hit puberty or not. Defines things to do with sex on here because they think they're hard. (13 year olds do this too, BTW)
15 year olds: Think they're superior to anyone younger than themselves. They talk about CoD and stuff like that. Complain about the 'younger generation'.
10YO: omg lyk hi guise im lyk 15 innit hahaha
11YO: omg shut up 10 year old im cooler than u
12YO: omg i need 2 be popular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13YO: omg im a teenager that means im the gr8est ever shut up lil kidz lol
14YO: omg shut up little kidz omg i hate u all im so cooler than u and prettier lol i bet ur all sooo short and evryfin lol
15YO: omg ew little kidz ew ew i hate u alll!!!!!!!!!!!!111111one
For some reason the government looks at sex as some kind of contract, and you cant agree to a contract if your under their arbitrary age. So if the girl is 17 and your 18, just wait, because if she gets pregnant and her daddy finds out it's yours, he'd probably love to 5-10-15 your ass. On the other hand if your 25 and want to screw a 17 year old, eat shit pedophile.
The date in which two people had officially became life long partners.
The two pieces became aligned and vowed unity together to create the most beautiful and aesthetic team.
Bad thing is these two's communication and attitudes. The couple are each other future husband and wife. They have a long journey ahead of them but, it is only based upon the how much they will stick together and ride out anything that is thrown at them. Like in the Bad Boys series, they share an u breakable bond and are always going to make it all work and bring downthe bust they are on. Sometimes their personalities clash even though they are so much alike.
If a unity was ever made on this day, they are simply soulmates and will be together for the rest of their lives. Committed and loyal these two will never have to worry about losing one another as long as they are by each others side.
Only down fall is if one becomes unfaithful, cheats, or gives up on their energy transfer. One may not make it after this. They are strong as a whole but, become lost and weak alone. This usually causes one to become volatile and corrupted whilst the other becomes hopeless and unfortunately commits suicide. It's very important for these two to not give up on one another for they have a future of fruitful treasures ahead of them.
(Listen to the moon)
Smooth- "Aye my radiant ray of light, you know that we RIDE TOGETHER?"
A jumpoff. Just another way of secretly expressing someone is a slut if the person is nearby so words like jumpoff or hoe is too obvious. It comes from the 10th letter of the alphabet and the 15th alphabet: 10=J and 15=O which translates to J.O. which is short for jumpoff