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What is kidnap?
When a person is taken away against there will by a bad or unlawfull person.
There was a small girl riding her bike down the road and a man pulled up beside her in a car and grabs her and pulls her in the car only to take her away and make her do bad things or kill her.So her parents went and told the cops that she was kidnaped.
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kidnap - video
Kidnap - what is it?
Slang for:
Picking someone up from a place they are dreading
Example: Nick, can you please come and kidnap me. Im stuck here wirh my mother.
What does "kidnap" mean?
To kidnap a child
Kidnap - what does it mean?
A loving gesture shown by stalkers or obsessive psychopath ex boyfriends. Must include a van, some duct tape, rope, chloroform (optional) and a struggling victim.
Come on honey, don't think of this as a kidnap. I'm just showing you how much I love you...enough to have hired a dark van just for you. Didn't you see the van? Oh yeah, the blindfold
Kidnap - meaning
" Kidnapping isn't breaking the law, it's just surprise adoption!"
Kidnap - definition
To seize and confine usually for a ransom. This can be done a few different ways: By force, by trickery, or by conking somone on the head and stuffing them in the trunk of your car.
The common tools used in a kidnapping are:
Ether
Guns
Knives
Candy
Don't forget though, when kidnapping someone try not to attack them while they're wearing high heeled shoes. They could wind up kicking you in the crotch/chest depending on your gender.
A common kidnap scene:
Mr. Doom: Hey kid, come over here.
Walter: What for mistah?
Mr. Doom: I want to give you something.
Walter: Okeedokee! ^_^
Mr. doom: *grabs kid and stuffs him into the trunk of his car*
Walter: Mmph...
Mr. Doom: I win. Huzzah!
Kidnap - slang
The greasy man was kidnapping a child
Kidnap
Something you do to little adorable white girls. also big adorable pregnant white women.
it is speculated that black , hispanic, asian and other minorities such as native americans and indians have also been kidnaped but these kind of kidnappings are often ignored by the mass media. Because minorities aren't news.
ex 1
foxs news anchor: and in other news, little maria lopez has been missing for - oh wait a minute, thats not news.
*search search*
oh my BREAKING NEWS lacey peterson is missing!!!! fuck what are you guys still doing watching tv? , GO LOOK FOR HER, gather search parties!
ex2
lets go kidnap some white people.
Kidnap
Surprise adoption.
Adopting a white child surprisingly of of the atreet.
*driving behind desired child*
* grab child*
Mr. Mustache: you've just been adopted.^_^
Or kidnapped depending on how you look at it.
Kidnap
a game that requires 8 people and 2 cars. each team has a driver and a navigator as well as 2 people that get dropped off. you start the game with the driver and navigator taking 2 kids from the other team, blindfolding them and dropping them off at an unknown location (set parameters such as drive for 10 min, no highway) and then the other team has to find them and then the teams race back to a certain destination
How was that game of kidnap last night?
It was insane! It took us 30 minutes to locate everyone!