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What is the van?
skater shoes that will last for a long time and are pretty cool looking and not that expensive
me:dude look at this awesome slip-ons
my friend:heck yes those are awesome!
the van - video
The van - what is it?
Shoes mostly worn by skaters. They are not that expensive, lots of designs, comfortable as hell, and will last you a really long time. All all around great shoes. Also just because one wears vans and doesn't skate does not make them a poser, unless they claim to skate but they don't. I don't skateboard at all, I wear them because of the reasons I listed earlier. They are just shoes people come on
Idiot: Hey man those are nice Vans, looks like you don't skate a lot cause they are in good shape.
Person: I don't skate at all actually
Idiot: You are such a poser
Person: Go jump in front of a truck right now
What does "the van" mean?
A superior being of the multiverse. He feeds of the laughter of his peers and uses the energy in the most efficient way. He is the creator and ruler of the universe and will forever be the peak of evolution. Nothing is more powerful than it, and it demands a sacrifice ever 11th of September
Van glows red from so much energy, just like a sexy Rudolph!!!
The van - what does it mean?
Janitor: Do you like vanning?
Molly Clock: I don't know what that is.
Janitor: Sort of like taking a long drive in a car... except in a van.
Molly Clock: ...still not getting it
The van - meaning
Can be skated in, mountain biked in, hiked in, swum in, rock climbed in and anything else you can possibly imagine and still get about 3-5 years of daily use from them. Vans = Unsurpassed durability!
Other guy: Dude yours shoes must be like a year old!
Guy wearing the vans: Nope, theyre vans and theyre actually 5 years old. Suck on somma that!
The van - definition
Skateboarding shoes that can survive a nuclear holocaust, and usually have before they finally make it across the Atlantic. Always look dated, and will never wear out.
Argh! Elverys got more Vans in and they seem to be 1982 stock!
The van - slang
Vans are the coolest mother fuckers ever to walk the face of this planet. Vans are cool, smart, and funny as hell. Vans are strong, sexy, and hansom as the devil. Vans are jacks of all trades (Meaning that they are good at everything but masters of nothing). They are also incredible athletes. They can play any sport and they normally make it into the pros. Vans are also very good, reliable friends and they always have your back. Vans are also clutch masters and normally do amazing things without trying. They also seen to always have a fascination with destruction or explosions. Vans can be cocky but are always humble in the end. They love music. Vans never stop cracking jokes. No matter the situation, you can count on them to lighten the mood. Vans are legends, but don’t mistake them for being myths because they are 100% legit.
Vans are too legit to quit.
Vans are the bomb digity.
The van
Usually the type who are smart. This name is normally put on guys, and these guys are the type to be nice but if you make them mad, they are gonna smash you into little pieces.
Man, he’s like a Vanness!
The van
Skate shoes for those who do not skate.
All those kids you see with slip-on checkerboard Vans don't really skate.
The van
An alternate way to spell v&. To be vanned is to be fucked by the FBI or hauled off in the party van (hence where the word came from).
That sick bastard who posted CP got vanned!