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What is jock strap?
A homosexual Jock, usually the captian or head of a sports team. When they're not practicing or masterbating to pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal, they spend most of their time hitting on their teammates, Discussing the hottest NFL/NBA/MLB/NHL players, and sniffing the eachothers jock straps (thus the term "Jock-Strap Junkie").
Center: Hey, have you noticed that Jake squeezes when he gives you the "Good Game" slap?
Guard: Dude! I thought I was the only one that noticed!
Center: Do you think he's gay?
Guard: Yep. A strait up Jock-Strap Junkie.
jock strap - video
Jock strap - what is it?
Occurs when an elastic rope is tied to a man's genitals on one end, and a tractor (has to be a tractor) at the other. The man is pulled by his junk when the tractor starts moving.
Starla was so angry at Cletus for sleeping with her mother, that she gave him a Tennessee Jock Strap.
What does "jock strap" mean?
The act of after a physical sporting event (football, lacrosse, etc.) taking your protective cup out of its jock strap and creeping up behind an unsuspecting teammate and placing it forcefully over their nasal passages and mouth. Immediatly after doing so, the victim is tackled to the ground and the cup will be held on for as long as possible until the victim fights himself off from the grapple.
Post attack, the victim is especially angry and considered extremely dangerous. Keep distance and seek shelter.
Maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.
Shortly called "JSR" or more commonly "The Cupface."
Paco gave Joe the worst jock strap respiration move I've ever seen in my life after lax let out yesterday.
Jock strap - what does it mean?
Jock Starp, often meaning complete idiot!
Man, look at that Jock Strap trying to hit on those chicks!
Jock strap - meaning
an annoying jock kid with the sense that he's the greatest
Hey shut the fuck up jock strap!
Jock strap - definition
1.) the female equivalent of douche bag
2.) a word that bridges the gap between Bitch and C U Next Tuesday.
That girl had way too much to drink, and she acted like a total jock strap all night.
What's her name? Oh yeah, she's kinda strappy, right?
Fuck you, you jock strap.
Jock strap - slang
Popular tribal tattoo around the bicep.
Chris got a fuckin jock strap.
Jock strap
A banana hammock. A jewelbox (for the family jewels).
Bernie wore only a jockstrap on the float in the Poofters on Parade parade.
Jock strap
First called a "BIKE JOCKEY STRAP" in the 1890s,it was sold to bicyclists to prevent NUT ACHES while riding a bike on bumpy, unpaved roads. BIKE became a brand name and there famous and popular garment was known by most as a JOCKEY-STRAP until about the 1970s when its started to be known as just a JOCK.
Jocks (or Athletic Supporters) were required equipment for all 7th. through 12 grade boys during P.E. class at most all of the nation's schools until about 1985 a trend toward loose nuts (the boxer rebellion) may have been the downfall of the JOCK-
strap in America.
"Kowinski ! Where's your Jock-strap ?
Jock strap
A garment made of stretchy cotton intended primarily to embarass teenaged boys in gym class and secondarily to secure their wobbly bits from getting jostled.
Boys, if you don't wear your jock strap, then when you make that turnaround jump shot, you'll leave your family jewels on the floor.