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What is turnaround?
When one man starts sexual relations with a woman and excuses himself to the bathroom. He then tags in his friend to swoop in and takeover the sex. Post coitus he switches back with his friend.
Trevor just did the truckbone turnaround with the hottest girl on campus. And got away with it.
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Turnaround - what is it?
A violent sexual maneuver in which you grab your partners hair, and rip off a chunk from the middle so it never grows back; while simultaneously oppressing your subordinates into working odd and sometimes cruel hours and shifts.
Bob: "Dude did you see Carter this morning? WTF happened to her, she looks like Friar Tuck!"
Frank: "Yeah, she must've gotten the Turnquist Turnaround. Ouch."
Bob: "Ouch is right, now I have to work a Sunday grave shift... FML..."
What does "turnaround" mean?
Someone who takes an organization, event or something large that is broken and repairs it and makes it work again, and in many cases, profitable and beyond successful. A turnaround artist can be anyone who runs an organization, from a CEO to a President of an organization to any form of a head.
The Salt Lake City Olympic games were on the fritz until Mitt Romney came along as the CEO of the organizing committee and Romney ensured that the games made a profit and ran smoothly, earning him the title of a "turnaround artist". Another turnaround artist would be Lee Iacocca, who worked to make Chrysler profitable in the 1980's and 1990's.
Turnaround - what does it mean?
When driving down a boulevard, and you want to turn left at an intersection, you have to go past the intersection, do a U-turn, go back and turn right. These are especially popular along boulevards in Michigan.
Too many idiots pulled out in front of traffic and caused accidents, so no you have to pull a Michigan Turnaround.
Turnaround - meaning
Where a man comes behind you, injects you with mercury from a broken thermometer, then when you turn around in utter shock, he punches you in the face, and runs.
Dude yesterday this guy pulled a Cleveland Turnaround on some guy, what a Lebrono.
Woah you perfected your Cleveland Turnaround.
Turnaround - definition
When a chick looks amazing from behind, only to turn around and face you with an old and/or ugly mug.
"She looked so hot, little did I know she was a Turnaround Hound. What the fuck was I looking at?"
Turnaround - slang
amphetamines
"You don't have any speckled birds, do you? You know, L.A. turnarounds, uppers?"
-Tom Frank, in Nashville
Turnaround
When a woman is riding a double ended dildo with the other end in a dude's ass, all while giving him a reacharound. When he's about to pop, he spins around and blasts love graffiti all over her Rocky Mountains.
After giving Randy a thorough Jersey Foghorn, Melissa applied the Colorado Turnaround and relished in the results.
Turnaround
1. An economist or investor who claims to know when the stock market has "bottomed out" based on inside information or a unique set of obscure metrics. 2. Someone who tells you to "get back in the market" because the turnaround has begun. 3. A charlatan.
Ted says we should start buying stock again because the semi-conductor market is firming up in Taiwan. He's one of those Turnaround Tipsters on CNBC.
Turnaround
What you do when you want to see if the girl walking ahead of you is hot. Your friend runs forward to get past the girl, then you call out his name. When he turns around, he can get a good look at the girl and then pass judgement.
Guy 1: Yo you think that girl right there is hot? I can't really tell from behind.
Guy 2: Alright, let's run the turnaround