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What is Jock?
A jock is an idiot. For some reason,jocks get all the chicks even though they are arrogant and well..complete idiots. They think life's a sport and having sex with the cheerleaders. However, they end being the biggest losers.
" That jock thinks he's the king of the world because he's popular, but he's gonna end up being a loser flipping burgers at McDonalds."
I'm not saying all jocks end up flipping burgers, but usually the arrogant ones( and there's a lot of them)are the ones who end up being losers.
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Jock - what is it?
A guy who lives and breathes sports, loves "getting some" from the ladies, but cannot be commited to a relationship because sports are too important to them. They are usually ass holes who take things for granted. Things not dealing with sports can only hold their attention for 2 minutesie. sex
Jake has played baseball all his life and wants to go to the majors, anything not having to deal with Baseball is rubbish.
What does "Jock" mean?
Usually the biggest asshole(s) in your school. Most of the teachers adore them. They tend to not get into trouble for something that if you did, you'd be raped inside out. Jocks usually yell, make noise, hot ditsy girls usually go for them, cut in line and do just about everything else thats totally uncalled for. Jocks also push you around, but then their day comes when they played football and wrestled all their high school days, and I step out side, and my lawn is freshly mowed, and the same jock who was an asshole then, and still is, is putting his lawn mower back on his truck and telling me "Good Morning Sir".
Principal: "Your not a jock!!!! YOU ARE NOTHING!!!!"
Student: "Yes sir (sadly)...i'll only go to Yale and become very wealthy and have a great life."
Principal: "YOUR GOD DAMN RIGHT!!!! .......Now....I will molest you."
Student: "Noooo no I'll change.....I will....I wanna have gay locker room sex with the other football players!!!!"
Jock - what does it mean?
To give a straightforward definition free of opinion, a jock is a stereotype found in many American High schools and colleges about male athletes. Female athletes are sometimes referred to as jocks, but this is a male-based stereotype. Almost always football or basketball players, and sometimes soccer or hockey players, jocks are stereotyped as those athletes who are unintelligent, arrogant, and unkind, but who are nevertheless popular within their own clique and are of a high social status in school, attracting many girls and envied by dissimilar stereotypes. While they consist of many negative traits, the clear reason they remain of a high status is due to the idolization and admiration of athletes in American culture. The opposite stereotype include nerds and emos, and similar stereotypes are preps and cheerleaders.
See that jock? He's a mean jerk to people like me. But he also has ten girlfriends. Darn i wish i were him.
Jock - meaning
A person, who, contributes little or nothing to society.
A person who usually picks on the nerd or someone smaller than him See: Coward
Usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.
____________Note Below_______________
JOCKS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL ATHLETES.
Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing.
Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.
Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.
Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.
Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.
The jock is the epitome of wastefulness - An unknown Roman soldier before the fall of rome.
Jock - definition
British slang for a Scottish person.
"Did you understand what that jock was saying?"
Jock - slang
Predominantly English slang term for a Scotsman, similar to Irishmen being "Paddy" and Welshmen "Taffy" or "Taff". A nickname given to the Scotsman in a group of friends Mainly used as lighthearted, inoffensive ribbing but considered offensive by some depending on context.
"Don't mind Jock, he's just had a bit too much to drink"
"Robbie Carlyle is a jock"
offensive: "Fuck off you jock cunt"
Jock
A big athlete with a small ass brain. Usually an arrogant asshole, making everyone feel like nothing. Likes to bone cheerleaders, as well as fellow teammates. Seemingly popular in high school, but goes nowhere after graduation. Ends up either working fast food and/or drunk for a living. The epitome of loser.
Regular: Look at Jim, hes got an STD and failed his senior year. What a dumbass jock.
Jock
Arguably the most hated, yet loved typical High-School & College-related clique ever. Jocks, to make a long story short, are athletes who are convinced that their athletic skill will help them exceed in life, where in the real world, they end up bagging groceries, or working at a used Car Dealership.
Jocks only listen to Rap music, because everything Rock is "Emo" to them.
Guy 1: "Remember that Jock in Sophomore year that almost beat your ass?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, whatever happened to him?"
Guy 1: "He pumped my fucking Gas yesterday!"
*Laughter Ensues*
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To clear things up, there is a major difference between a jock and athletes. Jocks tend to abuse their popularity, while the athletes don't really mind who they talk to or hang out with.
Signs of a jock: Rude, arrogant, stupid, beats up people, dates only cheerleaders and hangs around other jocks
Signs of a true athlete: Love their sport, try to stay down-to-earth (a little arrogance is expected), hang out with whoever they want, date whoever they want, might beat people up but that doesn't mean it was uncalled for.