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What is house dick?
When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart
Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you
house dick - video
House dick - what is it?
One who is like an asshole but takes it to another level of carnage
God Damn it alan, your such a dickhouse
What does "house dick" mean?
1. a place which no man should enter it is featured in raywilliamsjohnsons video. if you go there you are probably going to be molested
but i wanted to go to dicks house
House dick - what does it mean?
An offensively irritating person.
Smally just won't shut up about Fleetwood Mac. What a dick house!
House dick - meaning
to insert your penis into anyone or anything, thereby making it a place where your penis can live comfortably for long periods of time.
Shut the fuck up, Cliff, before I make your mouth my dick house
House dick - definition
To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.
(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."
House dick - slang
Living with a man that you can have sex with at any time.
If I have to be quarantined during this pandemic, thank God I have In house dick.
House dick
House pussy's mate. A house dick is a man that you can copulate with at any time you wish. It resides in the same house as you, and is usually referred to as "husband" or "signficant other".
House dick is the biggest blessing.
I have to go home and ride that house dick.
Don't want none of that street dick. I am going home to my house dick.