What is alan?

fat negro, all he does is eat, sits on his fat bum all day and munches on 15 cheese burgers everyday, his fav shop is kfc, typically weighs 469kg

woah look at that alan he’s super obese

omg that alan just broke the chair

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alan - meme gif

alan - video

Alan - what is it?

a little bitch that likes a girl and is crazy about her but she fucking hates him in real life and is to scared to tell him he has a small dick

that girl said your such a alan

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What does "alan" mean?

alan is a memer that loves to play roblox. he also watches roblox porn. he directs a roblox porn. when you find a wild alan keep him because you will never get another one. alan is also very interisting to talk to&says the randomest stuff. alan is also vv good at soccer.

oh snap ,, its alan!

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Alan - what does it mean?

a guy who’s pretty shy at first but then u get to know him and he’s the best kinda person. someone who’s hella cute and gives the best hugs. he can be goofy and loves to check himself out (it’s cute). if u have him keep him

wow he gives the best hugs
i know that’s why he’s an alan

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Alan - meaning

A word usually shouted in the street by any males under 30 in the UK when completely drunk from the sesh, or more commonly at a festival/campsite. When complicated vocabulary is difficult to get out, drunk squads will usually acknowledge each other with an extremely loud Alan. This is usually followed up by an Alan response from the other squad, however sometimes the response is Steve.

Four guys are walking down a back street on their way back home from the club.
Guy 1 spots another similarly drunk group of friends around 200m down the road.
Guy 1: "ALAN! AAALLLLLAAAAANNNNNNN!"

A member of the other group will then turn around and shout back.
"STEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEE!"

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Alan - definition

2. Alan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.

I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp

Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp

Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer

Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun

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