What is hotpocket?

Mult. definitions: a, where you stick a body part into someones shoulder for warmth when its cold and rub. b, rubbing on someones shoulder to produce sexual bliss.

girl: I'm cold.
guy: here use my hotpocket
or
:why are you rubbing on my shoulder?
:jizzed in my pants

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Hotpocket - what is it?

When an erect penis bends sideways and pokes out of or nestles into the pocket of his pants.

Girl 1: I was rubbing on my boyfriends penis, and it was sort of sticking into his pocket, sideways.
Girl 2: That's called a hotpocket.

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What does "hotpocket" mean?

when you fart and pull the covers over your mates head and they suffer.

yeah, last night i pulled the hotpocket on that hoe.

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Hotpocket - what does it mean?

When a guy shits in the girls pussyhole and then proceeds to fucking her.

Buddy #1: "Dude, last night I dared Jake to hotpocket Meghan and he actually did!", "she still smelled when we woke up this morning."

Buddy #2: "She probly liked it, that nasty hoe."

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Hotpocket - meaning

someone useful that you would not consider a friend but ultimately keep around and take advantage of

stemming from the fact that you always want to keep them "close and warm, i.e. in your pocket"

Can be used as a noun or as a verb.

I tried to hotpocket Shelly as a tutor, but she wouldn't even look at me after I waited til finals to finally talk to her.

Charlie is a good hotpocket, he works at the restaurant and always hooks up free food.

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Hotpocket - definition

An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.