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What is herps?Gods reminder that you fucked up Man #1:"I was fucking Jess from the party and... herps - meme gifherps - videoHerps - what is it?An STD which people are incredibly ignorant about. Herpes is no fun, but it's not the end of the world either What does "herps" mean?The art and science of tracking, observing and recording herpafauna. Hey let's head up to the park for some herping, the toad mating season is in full swing. Herps - what does it mean?that funk on your junk and lips that you thought was a cold sore, but it turned out to be a friendly reminder of that time you went to India -"Dude! Whats that on your mouth?" Herps - meaningHerpes is an STD that can't be cured. You don't have to be a whore to get them, it's a possibility to get them because your current boyfriend (or girlfriend) once dated and married a whore that would get pissed at you cause she thinks The Who song Baba O'Riley is actually called Teenage Wasteland and leave you for a few months, sleep with another guy, or twelve, and come back to you and deny ever having something. Then when someone innocent comes along, he doesn't mention anything about it until it's too late. Yes the disease is hard to deal with emotionally at first but you learn to get over it and you can always take medicine to prevent an outbreak or instantly take it away if you start to get one and it will also prevent from passing it on. And it usually makes you feel that you're either stuck with the person you're with or you can't ever have sex with anyone else cause you don't want them to know or you don't want to pass it on. Outbreaks hurt like hell, sometimes so bad you can't even walk. Some people may only have one outbreak, possibly none and never know they have it. Be sure that if you're about to sleep with someone, check to see that person has any red bumps that don't look normal and are sensitive, or red scab that is probably peeling a layer of skin, it's most likely herpes. If you already do have them, just remember that you're not alone and there's a lot more people that have them than you think. herpes = STD Herps - definitionHerpes, herpes, you make me so sore...I shouldn't have fucked that Tijuana whore...now my dick runs like an old sink...and whatever that juice is, it sure as hell stinks...I've got the gift that keeps on giving...without my dick, is life worth living? I'm going to drown my sorrows in tequila...then maybe I'll call my ex-wife Sheila Herps - slangAnd adverb you use when you were to do an action while having Herpes "I ate the food Herpely" Herpsv. to search for reptiles or amphibians They were herping all morning and saw three rattlesnakes HerpsAnother word for reptiles or amphibians, so you don't have to say that large phrase. Listen, which is easier? "Yeah, he keeps herps." HerpsDon't fuck that girl man.......i heard she got the herps.......... |
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