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What is Herpes?
The name that Comedian Chelsea Handler has given to the assbag duo of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag from "The Hills".
A case of Herpes was on the cover of U.S. Weekly recently.
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Herpes - video
Herpes - what is it?
The disease that makes your crotch itch and smell like tuna. Also, something your ex will tell you she has when she breaks up with you, often ending the confession with an apology.
"Hey, I went to the doctor today and got tested for STDS. They suspect it's herpes. You should get checked out, too."
What does "Herpes" mean?
A disease you get from another person that results in having cold sores all over your face or on your genitals. The virus is called herpes and you can get it from family members if you have sexual contact with them or if they touch you in places they aren't suppose to.
I as a virgin contracted herpes, from family member so I know these things.
Others may get herpes from sexual contact with a partner that has the disease.
Having herpes isn't easy. People look at me as if there is something wrong with me. It's literally written on my face.
Herpes - what does it mean?
Red crusty bumps that one has on one's face or genitals. Very repulsive to the opposite sex and is a life ban against sexual relations in most cases unless you find another herpetic partner to engage with.
A social disease that can be embarrassing- especially if you're walking around with it on your face.
Being obese and having herpes, Vitale found it very hard to get a date.
Herpes - meaning
A sexually transferred disease.
That guy has herpes.
Herpes - definition
A good bye STD gift that is giving to you from an ex.
Charles: I'm moving on Ann, because this relationship is not working for me.
Ann: On baby make love to me one more time before you go.
Charles: ....that was a good fuck Ann, thank you and Good bye!
Ann: oh by the way, I gave you a good bye gift it's called herpes !!!
Herpes - slang
A possibly more appealing name to the company AIG, which so effectively fucked people over, much like the disease.
Bob: Man, herpes is costing me a lot of dough!
John: Is that because you're inflamed or because you invested with them?
Bob: A little bit of both actually.
Herpes
1. the gift that keeps on giving
2. cold sores on your cajones or lady parts
3. one of many reasons to wear condoms
4. one of the reasons you never want to hear your partner yell "O God it burns Kill me kill me now" when they urinate
O holy crap I do hope my urine is green from the Saint Pats day beer and not herpes
Herpes
Something all the cool kids in High School have
Man, I must not be cool. I don't have herpes
Herpes
Gods reminder that you fucked up
Man #1:"I was fucking Jess from the party and...
Man #2:"Man, she has herpes."
Man #1:"What?"
Man #2:"Yeah, you fucked up"