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What is funk?
1. A music style associated with the 70s that emphasizes the importance of a groove (and sometimes sensuality)
Funk musicians, especially the bass player, place notes between beats, but the first beat is always emphasized and returned to in the pocket. It is common for the electric guitar player to mute often in strumming patterns. Funk needs drum and bass to be funk. You can dance to funk, hence funk 1 is derived from funk 2.
2. Sweat (African American vernacular English). Often associated with sensual acts (e.g. dancing, mating), although now more obsolete than funk 3.
3. A foul odour. Possibly the result of funk 2.
4. Replacement for "fuck" in "fuck" expressions (e.g. funk you, funked up).
1.
Rob: - What is "funk"?
Chris: - Check out "Bootsy's basic funk formula" on Youtube.
Rob: - Lame. Can't you just explain it?
Chris: - Nope, I just dance to it. You have to feel it to understand it.
2.
Rebecca: What did you do tonight Rob? Where you out dancing?
Rob: Yeah, how did you know?
Rebecca: The funk's all over your t-shirt.
3.
Hitch-hiker: Is that a corpse in your back trunk?
Stranger: No, that's just some prawns making funk.
Hitch-hiker: Seriously?
Stranger: Seriously.
4.
Mom: - Fuck me!
Dad: - Honey, the kids are watching.
Mom: - Uh. Thank me. Thank me. That's what I said.
Kids not buying it: - That was definitely the f-word.
Mom: - Yeah... uhm.... you know: Funk me! Yes funk! We were just doing the funk. ... You know like James Brown.
Kids: Who's he?
Mom: ...
Dad: He's the sandman. Now back to bed kids.
Kid 1: I wanna be sandman when I grow up!
Kid 2: Mom, why was sandman in the kitchen yesterday?
Not to be confused with funk dance. That's how dance studios refer to the way people dance in music videos, like Britney Spears.
funk - meme gif
funk - video
Funk - what is it?
A secret word that was once used to bypass the badword filter on basilmarket. It was discovered by a clueless nib one night when a bug caused any line longer than 4 characters to trigger the badword filter. It is now a meme.
Yes, I know it's 100 mil plus. >.>
How do you bypass the filter without saying Funk?
What does "funk" mean?
Slang for high-quality marijuana, originating from Broward County, Florida. Derivatives of the slang include, "James Brown", "George Clinton", etc. All devised so as to elude law enforcement knowledgability.
Who got that funk? Who got that funk? Who got that funk? Broward County got that funk, ya heard?
Funk - what does it mean?
Basically its like this:
Soul + drugs = Funk
george clinton plays some funky ass funk
Funk - meaning
funk is a state of mind
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time, cause y'all have knocked her up. I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe...I was not offended, for I knew I had to rise above it all, or drown in my own shit.
-Funkiest sentence ever (heard on "Maggot Brain" by Funkadelic)
Funk - definition
the sweetest, sexiest and LITERALLY most buttkickin' music mankind has ever acquired so far.
a gift to mankind from the prosperous african-hearted america (africa kickz azz).
it's all 'bout shaking your ass to the sexiest grooves you can imagine. best enjoyed live in close company with either a woman or a man, what ever you prefer...
babe, you're like funk'n'soul... sexy'n'lovely...
Funk - slang
Used to be a bad word. Irre-ducible essential pulse, life force, hyperventilatin' Groove. Not only moves, it can re-move; will sit and sit and never go sour.
"If you got Funk, you got style"
Funk
Bay Area rappers use the term to refer to conflict/animosity/violence/discord/gang war
-"And any nigga in his right mind don't want no funk" --Richie Rich
-"I ain't trippin, I just wanna rap man, I don't want funk with another black man" --Mac Dre
-"And Mrs. Mossberg, livin in that back trunk, you know that old school bitch, she like to get in funk" --Spice 1
-"Don't be actin like no bitch when the funk is on, cause if them niggas catch you slippin then yo ass is gone" --Spice 1
-"Uzis and 9s were kept in the trunk, cause the north and the south had high power funk" --Mac Dre
-"The funk is on" --lots of Bay area rappers say this really (meaning the same as "it's on")
Funk
verb: to freak to the point of exhaustion and ecstasy (to funk, funk'd, funk'ng)
Traxx funk'd me.
Funk
1) A foul odor.
2) A style of R&B music whose artists include James Brown, Parliament-Funkadelic (aka P-Funk) and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3) Depressed mood.
1) Somebody take out the garbage, it's funking the whole apartment up.
2) I love playing funk bass.
3) I need to get drunk to get out of this funk.