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What is gourd?A penis gourd or "phallocrypt" is a conical device worn by the people of Papua New Guinea on their penis. It is constructed out of an ornimental gourd and decorated. It is used to protect their penis's but not only that, they can also be used as "purses" that store things such as chance, cigarettes and other belongings. "Hey Johnson check out my new penis gourd!!" gourd - meme gifgourd - videoGourd - what is it?Alex: "holy tits dude. i can't believe that girl." What does "gourd" mean?A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths. Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick. Gourd - what does it mean?The act of placing gourding in an undisclosed location in one's bed. Gourding has mixed significance depending on the type of gourd. Recent gourding sitings have occurred in the dormitories and fraternities of Northwestern University. Dammit! Those motherfucking kids are Gourding my bed!! Gourd - meaningextremely good, better than what was expected; as good as a great thing can be. Man, I knew their ice cream was good but it's really just gourds! Gourd - definitionI'm going to use this gourd as a Martin house. Gourd - slangA person who is good for nothing and useless to society. A dead-head that causes trouble or annoys people with nonsensical talk. Named after the useless vegetable. Mike: I was trying to enjoy my dinner at the Italian restaurant, but this guy sitting next to me kept talking to me about nonsense, and he wouldn't shut up. Gourdn. gourd, gourds Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?" GourdA replacement term for both "god" and "lord." Cleanliness is next to gourdliness. GourdSlang for the head (the one that rides on your shoulders, that is). See noggin. Damn, Frank survived that car accident, but he really banged up his gourd. |
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