What is my bed?

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.

Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*

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my bed - video

My bed - what is it?

When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,

everyone think you meant house

nope

you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,

or you're just a virgin.

"911 whats your emergency"

"911 there's someone in my bed"

"There was a break in?"

"There's someone in my bed"

"Should I send someone?"

*hangs up*

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What does "my bed" mean?

you sleep to much and you have to git up and watch jake paul

do you know what i need my bed?

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My bed - what does it mean?

You make my day

You make my bed kourtney thanks for telling me.

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My bed - meaning

“ur mommy in my bed” means that your mother is in my bed. It is self explanatory

Hey Grace, ur mommy in my bed

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My bed - definition

Usually referred to in gay terminology, whereas chicken would be a young teenage male, desired by a significantly older gentleman, to be in his bed for sexual satisfaction

Holy hell - I cant believe it, Joe who is in his 40s, got drunk last night and had 'chicken in my bed' with that 18 year old kid whose name starts with an M!!!!

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