Definder - what does the word mean?

What is glunk?

A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container

"a want a glunk of milk in my coffee"

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glunk - video


Glunk - what is it?

An extra large male with little to no rizz and a strong love of furries. He plays Battle Cats Unite on his Wii every day. He does nothing but sit around and play video games and be lazy. He is often on Urban dictionary to make himself feel good. They have an intelligence quotient of 3 at best. Mainly, they are in love with someone 3 years (or more) younger than themselves.

Person 1: (plays Fortnite for 3 days straight)

Person 2: You're such a Glunk

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What does "glunk" mean?

when a shit hits water of a toilet.

this one time i was in the toilet and dad was in the next room with the music blasting then the shit hit the water and it was like 'GLUNK'!!!!!!!!!

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Glunk - what does it mean?

The sound your significant other makes whilst choking on your genitals.

She totally got glunked!

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Glunk - meaning

contaminated weed ,like the stuff thats been sprayed and looks like its not weed

what was that weed like you got yesterday 'it was glunk'

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Glunk - definition

A small found object, usually small pieces of junk metal, gifted as a token of friendship. Often thought of as friendship flair.

As a token of friendship, Bob gave Sarah glunk.

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Glunk - slang

the stuff in your pants after you have a wet dream.

dude, i had an awsome dream. i found glunk in my pants the next morning.

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Glunk

To slides your glasses down your nose and peer over the top of them.

The chick said something I did not believe to be true, so I dropped a glunk on her, and she started backpedaling like all get out.

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Glunk

to hit someone over the head with a pillow, from TV's "The Electric Company"

Stop glunking your brother.

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Glunk

The act of sliding one's eyeglasses down one's nose and peering over the top of them in a questioning, self-confident, or alluring manner.

I said something untruthful and that chick laid a glunk on me I'll never forget.

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