What is gazongas?

An unleavened Norwegian flatbread made by strange hippies who don't eat any of the things in ordinary bread.

"Do you have any bread?"
"Yes, have a Gazonga, they're gluten free!"
"Hmm, this wasn't quite what I had in mind."

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Gazongas - what is it?

describes any prominant body feature on a girl.(or the sound it makes when unleashed from clothing)

wow, look at her gazonga(s)!?

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What does "gazongas" mean?

A label used to refer to a woman you work or socialize with that is either a prima donna or has proven themselves to be a royal pain-in-the-ass. In addition to be used as a nick-name for a specific individual it can also be used generically to give a name to a stranger that does something stupid.

Madam Gazonga there just cut across 3 lanes without shoulder-checking.

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Gazongas - what does it mean?

1. Slang term for breasts.

2. Small Mexican rodent that drinks the blood of cattle at night.

1. "It finally happened...The return of the gazongas series! Only pictures of the finest women with the nicest racks will suffice."
2. "What does that have to do with boobs?" "It drains the blood from the cows' udders."

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Gazongas - meaning

Origin of term GAZONGAS

Old English: tʃʌmbəˈwɒmbə, from Latin: nugas pueri; akin to Welsh: twmplenni diafol yn, Swedish: pappas gård med mjölkdjur, Russian: сиськи; титьки; буфера

First Known Use: Predates Etymology

A Blessing from the Old Norse:
"Mai Twmplenni y Diafol am byth fod yn eich wyneb, rhoi eich ffortiwn da a bol llawn."

TRANSLATION: "May those GAZONGAS always stand plump & true and fill you with the Milk of Human Kindness."

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