Definder - what does the word mean?

What is clothing?

The opposite of nudes.

Rick: Yo dude, did you see Alice's clotheds?
Steve: What? I got nudes.. Tough luck man.

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Clothing - what is it?

A typically cotton or cloth item that you wear on your torso and legs, can be bought in many places. May cause arguments if bought at soup.

Logan: Hey can you come here?
John: I can't I'm buying clothes
Logan: Alright well can you hurry up?
John: I can't find them. There's only soup
Logan: What do you mean there's only soup?
John: I mean there's only soup
Logan: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
John: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
John: There's more soup
Logan: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
John: It's just more soup!
Logan: WHERE ARE YOU?
John: IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT SOUP?
John: I MEAN IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
John: IM AT THE SOUP STORE
Logan: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
John: FUCK YOU

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What does "clothing" mean?

Something that is made from almost any type of fabric and it worn on your body. Also used for some people to judge other people to make themselves feel better. (cause their stupid)

Girl: "Like OMG where did you get those clothes?!"

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Clothing - what does it mean?

Usually mispelling of clothes by 13 year olds.

'Man I need to get all my cloths together'

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Clothing - meaning

exessive weight worn on the body.

I don't wanna wear clothes. Its too much to carry.

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Clothing - definition

The most useless invention in the history of mankind, in fact we'd all benefit from not wearing clothes.

Man: Yo man clothes are useless!

Woman: I already took mine off!

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Clothing - slang

Pieces of fabric shaped and stitched so that they may be worn on the body. Are increasingly becoming a symbol of social status.

Many people are being classified based on what kind of clothes they wear. You've probably done it, too.

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Clothing

The most effective form of contraception.

Gavin dry-humped Roberta on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, copulation was avoided.

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Clothing

The shit that you wear

Bitch, put on your clothes

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Clothing

An assortment of comfortable and sometimes trendy pieces of fabric that you wear on and/or around your body. More often than not, though, clothing is an excuse for women to drag their husbands/boyfriends away from quality time "with the guys" to instead spend hours on end at the mall looking for and trying on all sorts of clothing; mostly shoes, in a vain attempt to upstage "that slut, Janice." Other people hate wearing clothing. We usually refer to these people as nudists because they enjoy being nude. If you want to learn more about clothing, you can check out various books regarding the matter at your local library!

"Hey, man. What are you wearing?"

"Oh, this? It's called clothing."

"Wow! That's fascinating!"

"I know! Everybody is doing it."

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