Definder - what does the word mean?

What is firts?

The female fart. A subtle, yet audibly present rush of air from the female anus.

My girlfriend's firts are the worst.
My bosses' wife tried to firt but ended up crapping her capri pants instead.

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Firts - what is it?

Noun:

When you try to be smooth and flirt, but you trip up on your words and it comes out like an embarrassing fart.

John was gonna be smooth and use that new pickup line he had heard... but instead, he totally firted all over that dude.

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What does "firts" mean?

Unit of measure dealing with moles of cucumbers

I'd like to buy 3 firts, please.

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Firts - what does it mean?

Is a smell that is just unknown. Some says it is the smell of dirty feet and dirt, others say it is the smell of guilt.

It smells like firt in here, you smell like firt.

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Firts - meaning

buttassdarn it! Used more as an explitive.

Oh firt!

I kicked him right in the firt!

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Firts - definition

What a gay person calls a person they secretly have sex with.

"You are such a firt"

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Firts - slang

internal fart. bubbling guts

when one has to fart but can not due to their surroundings. So one sucks it back into their stomach.
The rumbling in your stomach is not because your hungry,you're firtin.

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Firts

Indefinite insult, often used in horrible rap battles on YouTube and Ebaum's to describe someone who is cartoonish, or has cartoon-like qualities. It is unknown whether or not it will offend the person it is said to.

You have a bull on your shirt... you look like a firt... from a cartoon. A coon, and it ruins like prunes... you live with racoons! Animal boom? You live in Kalamazoo.. you foo!

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Firts

Perversion/misspelling of "First".

When a new YouTube video from a popular uploader gets online and no comment has been left, people generally try to be first in commenting.

Similar to taking a girls virginity, being first to comment on a video seems to be quite thrilling to most.

Since the thrill is very high, concerned people type so quickly that they misspell "First", resulting in "Firts" or "Frist".

The end result is usually in lower case letters.

Firts!

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Firts

Farting during the act of flirting.

"Dude, this chick totally firted with me the other day."

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