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What is Farting?
Smelly wind that comes from your asshole. Sometimes can make noise
Girlfriend: ew what’s that smell?!
Boyfriend: sorry I farted
Farting - meme gif
Farting - video
Farting - what is it?
A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles.
person 1: ewww dude did you fart?
person 2: yes indeed i did, you heard the explosion didnt you?
person 3: yes, eww it smells disgusting
person 1: omg bro dont breathe it in, you realize you are inhaling particles of his poop when you smell it!?
person 3: kill me now.
person 2: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! smell my wrath! :D
What does "Farting" mean?
Fart: A regular, ordinary air biscuit. Isn't too loud, and doesn't stink that much.
The Ninja: A classic example of the phrase silent but deadly. Is almost entirely inaudible but has an ungodly stink.
TNT: A loud but not too stinky fart.
Nuclear Bomb: A jack-of-all-trades fart, stinks really bad and is also VERY loud. The worst ones to accidentally let loose.
The "Taking A Dump" Fart: Self-explanatory.
The "Taking A Dump" Nuclear Bomb: A rare kind of toilet fart. Acts likes a Nuclear Bomb. The leading cause of public bathroom embarrassment.
The Shart: An average shart (a fart which contains crap).
The Volcano: A powerful kind of shart. Can also be mistaken for a TNT, but the shit may be so violently released that it can escape your underpants, causing extra embarrassment.
Krakatoa: A loud and very powerful shart. If you get this, go see a doctor because you probably have diarrhea.
The Trampoline: Very loud, but with zero stench. The force , however, is strong enough to launch yourself forward a bit. Usually caused by comfort foods that produce a lot of dense gases.
Shit-Flavoured-Air: The most ungodly stench known to man. A chemical weapon more toxic than Sarin. The clearer of rooms everywhere. The origin of humanity's concept of demons. A fart that is silent, but is so stinky that being in the presence of it for too long can make you lose your lunch. Essentially the opposite of The Trampoline.
Guy 1: Uck, the Shit-Flavoured-Air strikes again! Which fucker let out that fart?
Guy 2: OHm I THINK I'M GOING TO BLEAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guy 3: Something tells me adding ghost peppers to those beans wasn't the best idea...
Farting - what does it mean?
Farte
Pronunciation- fhair-tay, fair-tay
–Noun
1. A fancy way of saying Fart
2. a flatus expelled through the anus.
3. an irritating or foolish person.
4. Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense.
5. Slang. something inferior or worthless.
6. Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person.
7. Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana.
8. Slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff.
–verb (used without object)
— to simply " Farte' " on some one or something.
Origin:
Will Long 2009
Noun example- " I need to "Farte " Really badly! "
Verb Example- " When he walks out of his house Farte' on him and take his Wallet. "
Adj. Example- " Your face looks like one smelly Farte'. "
Slang example 1- " Dad is being such a Farte' because he wont let me go to the mall. "
Slang Example 2- " Those silly kids are acting like a big Farte'. "
"Farte', Farte"
Farting - meaning
Like “An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth”. Don’t ever give up if someone desperately tries to knock you over.
"Fart for Fart" - The only way to fight against a “Fart” is to “Fart” back.
Farting - definition
a fartwarming experience in which two dudes trade farts
John and I did a fart-to-fart greeting.
Let's do a fart-to-fart!
Farting - slang
Something girls never do. its a proven fact.
Man: Raea just farted.
Well Educated and studied human being: No thats impossible because girls dont fart. Look it up on Urban dictionary- Farting.
Farting
1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack
2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room
3). It is very annoying when other people do it.
4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.
Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting!
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits
Farting
Like burping but with your ass muscles.
I had a pork schnitzel that had me farting until the bar was cleared out.
Farting
1) An alarm clock.
2) A prank
3) A game
4) Entertainment
1) Farting in someone's mouth (bear-assed) to wake them up.
2) Farting stinky ones in a car full of people...when you have control of window locks.
3) As a game. "Who can fart the loudest?"
4) Inflaming a fart with a lighter; farting on your parents; farting on your girlfriend; etc.