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What is eldred?

A cold, often rainy and dreary, desolate and depraved, nearly-dead, podunk town in north-western Pennsylvania which few remaining residents eagerly call "home.” For some odd, and off-kilter reason some folks here inexplicably think higher of themselves, shun outsiders and folks visiting who have long-since relocated.

Warning: These type of folks love to show their assholes to one-another. If you get-out of your vehicle here to venture into the local gas station, or Dollar General, don’t be surprised to find yourself staring into the brown-eye of one of these window-watchers.

Oh! Just passing thru and want a fun road-trip game to pass the time?: Come one, come all!... Count the Trump campaign signs still proudly displayed in yards and on flag-poles of these sore-losers… well past the 2020 election. Witness the absurdity of the rusted out pick-up trucks and dilapidated houses with “Keep America Great” slogans on their bumper stickers and unkempt properties.

Hey, did you run into Karen when you were home visiting family in Eldred?

Yeah she insisted on showing us her entire asshole again.

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Eldred - what is it?

Trey Eldred. Black, curly hair with his grey, stormy eyes; he is my ideal lover. Not only that, but he has 7 inches under his pants! He has a good music taste, but he tastes better. He is so cute the way he talks and the way he walks wit his long legs, 6'1 headass. Trey has drip and runs wit a skip, mean to other females besides his own. I hope you see this. <3

Trey Eldred; everyone's liking.

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What does "eldred" mean?

A tall, funny guy who loves having friends he always got people joked out

Man i would love to be that guy eldres

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Eldred - what does it mean?

A funny, tall guy who has everyone joked out all the time.

Damn thats funny ass eldres, wait up !

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Eldred - meaning

A tall, funny guy who loves having friends he always got people joked out

Man i would love to be that guy eldres

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Eldred - definition

one sad little hoe

lol annarose adair eldred

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Eldred - slang

A place where superstitious morons continually breed. The cult of Christianity runs strong as does the hatred for anyone not white or a Jesus freak. Basically if you're a drunk, racist, and superstitious prick it will be very appealing to you. Education is strongly discouraged. These simpletons actually encourage their children to participate in dangerous sports for amusement of the entire town. So come be part of the worthless trash today!

Eldred PA is where we get all the brainwashed idiots for the Trump rallies.

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Eldred

Bald, old, very cold.

Nathan thinks that Katie is eldred.

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Eldred

Small town in McKean County. Really small with a population of somewhere around 860. 99% of the population is white with the rest being mostly Native American. More than a third of the population is less than 24 years old. Everyone knows everyone in Eldred. If someone is racing on the interstate and gets his license taken, the whole town knows about it by the next morning. Drunk nights and poker parties are held every other night. Small town, big drama. The local outdoor icecream shops are the usual hang out spots during the afternoon. The highschool is fused with the neighboring town's as the otto-eldred highschool. Show choir is apparently taken very seriously here.

"Who's that asian with Amber? In Eldred?!"

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Eldred

The most handsome guy in the world, smart, respectful, kind, humble, loyal.

who ever marries an Eldred is one lucky woman!

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