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What is egg man?
"Hey what up dude?"
"Shut up you homo!!"
"Go suck some man eggs!!!"
egg man - video
Egg man - what is it?
The man who will destroy the world in 2020. Betrayer of the Chopstick Gang. Legally is dead inside. His mortal enemy is Orange-Chicken Man
Mr Egg-Roll Man gives me free Egg Roll for rife.
What does "egg man" mean?
A wealthy but unsophisticated small-town businessman who acts like a playboy when he visits the big city.
Oh I am so sure that Alan will have a good time on his trip to St. Louis; being the "butter and egg man" he is.
Egg man - what does it mean?
a guy named Zhang Aiqin. His head is shaped like an egg and sang yi jian mei (xue hua piao piao) hes a gamering god
真情像草原廣闊, 層層風雨不能阻隔
My love is as wide as a grassland, no storm and rain can set us apart.
(Zhēn qíng xiàng cǎo yuán guǎng kuò
, Céng céng fēng yǔ bù néng zǔ gé)
總有雲開 日出時候, 萬丈陽光照耀你我
When dark clouds disperse and the sun rises, it’ll shine above us.
(Zǒng yǒu yún kāi rì chū shí hoù
, Wàn zhàng yáng guāng zhào yào nǐ wǒ)
真情像梅花開過, 冷冷冰雪不能掩沒
My love is like a blossoming plum flower that’ll never be submerged in snow.
(Zhēn qíng xiàng méi huā kāi guò
, Lěng lěng bīng xuě bù néng yān mò)
就在最冷 枝頭綻放, 看見春天走向你我
It blooms on the branch on the coldest day and leads us to the spring.
(Jiù zài zuì lěng zhī tóu zhàn fàng
, Kàn jiàn chūn tiān zǒu xiàng nǐ wǒ)
Chorus
雪花飄飄, 北風嘯嘯
When the snowflakes drift and the north wind whistles
(Xuě huā piāo piāo, běi fēng xiāo xiāo
)
天地一片蒼茫
The world is vast and boundless
(Tiān dì yí piàn cāng máng)
一翦寒梅, 傲立雪中
There is a spray of plum blossoms standing still in the snow
(Yì jiǎn hán méi, ào lì xuě zhōng
)
只為伊人飄香
It only perfumes for its love
(Zhǐ wéi yī rén piāo xiāng)
愛我所愛無怨無悔, 此情長留心間
With all my heart and with no regret, the love lasts forever.
(Ài wǒ suǒ ài wú yuàn wú huǐ
, Cǐ qíng cháng liú xīn jiān)
interlude
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chinese egg man meme
Egg man - meaning
An extremely creepy version of Humpty Dumpty that was once a mascot for the toy Kinder Surprise (which is banned in America). His first and only appearance was in a Kinder advert where he sits on top of a wall and speaks in a high pitched gibberish before falling off.
The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.
One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.
It's absolutely baffling how Kinder eggs have managed to stay so strong for the past 44 years even though the Kinder Egg Man is enough to completely scare any child away from ever wanting one.
And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.
Egg man - definition
a hybrid combination of humpty dumpty and the devil that strangely looks like a demented version of "Beldar" from the movie, Coneheads. The "kinder man" was used as a mascot for the Ferrero candy company to advertise their "kinder surprise" eggs which were chocolate eggs containing small toys, that children apparently just have to eat (even though the labels on the eggs clearly say NOT to eat the plastic toys!!!!!) The "kinder man" was featured in a commercial in which he appears on a wall holding a kinder egg, shaking it, opening the egg, taking the toy out, eating the egg, and playing with the toy. the commercial ends with the kinder man falling off the wall that he was sitting on. During the course of the commercial, the Kinder man is speaking in a completely strange dialect that you couldnt possibly understand. The most notable piece of his strange dialect is when he opens the wrapper of the egg and shouts "CHOCODOOBY, DOUBLY CHOCODOOBY". The kinder egg man commercial (that was aired on a British childrens network) was soo disturbing to young children that it was banned from television. If only kids took his falling off the wall at the end of the commercial as suicide then they might have not been so scared of the kinder man
Bob: He man, guess what!
Steve: What...
Bob: CHOCODOOBY!!!
Steve: Gahh! now im gonna have nightmares again!!! *gets out phonebook, searches for a new shrink*
Satan: The Kinder Egg Man scares the living $%!7 outta me.
Egg man - slang
The manliest of all man, all of his protein intake comes from raw eggs drank first thing in the morning
Have you seen Egg-Man? He's huge
Egg man
The chinese man whos head is like an egg. He is famous for singing a song with the lyrics "xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao".
Person 1: "Hey who sung the xue hua piao piao song?" Person 2: "Oh the Egg Man sung it."
Egg man
That Gabor is a total egg man!
Egg man
this guy from Ripley's Believe it or not who caught eggs in his mouth from 180 ft. away.
"mommy, that guy is weird."
"no honey, he's "the egg man""