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What is Kinder Surprise?
The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.
Ew brofski, that is one rare kinder surprise!!
Kinder Surprise - video
Kinder Surprise - what is it?
When a group of guys all jizz into a bowl and then pour it into a girls vagina. When the baby is born they do a DNA test and whoever is the dad is the loser.
Boys, let's all get together and play kinder surprise with becky
What does "Kinder Surprise" mean?
you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy
Oh shit i lost my kinder surprise toy
Kinder Surprise - what does it mean?
When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.
Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.
Kinder Surprise - meaning
When you lift the cover of a toilet and it's full of shit.
Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"
Kinder Surprise - definition
A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude
haha, that black guy is such a kinder surprise!
Kinder Surprise - slang
An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".
"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl
"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.
Kinder Surprise
When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well
Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
Kinder Surprise
The act where you a girl would clean her anus in preparation for oral butt sex, and while cleaning her anus, fills it with nutella. When her partner proceeds to eat her ass, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.
Dude, I got a Kinder surprise last night and it was delicious.
Kinder Surprise
The action whereby a boy will prematurely jizz into a girl's face, in preparation for oral sex, immediately after removing his boxers.
I took a guy home the other night and he kinder surprised me!