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What is Surprise?
the act of placing upon someone your unwanted
"gift"
or semen
"Yeah Nick, i did what you told me too, i told her i wouldn't jizz on her then i surprised on that Bitch's face."
Surprise - meme gif
Surprise - video
Surprise - what is it?
Definitions:
1. A word commonly used to cancel the law against rape.
2. The word that you would yell before having unprotected sex.
Examples:
1. A woman is walking down the street. A man jumps out of an ally, and yells "Surprise!" The woman shrugs and agrees to intercourse as this is the law.
2. Mother: Remember kids, It isn't rape if you yell surprise!
Son: Pipe down granny, I'm planning something.
Mother: What would that be-
Son: Surprise! *proceeds to rape mother*
What does "Surprise" mean?
Sister city located N/W of Phoenix about 20 miles. Still a boom town because of the cool shopping and upcoming state of the art movie theaters and malls. Lots of decent looking and affordable homes, but screwed up traffic.
Frank: Bill, Im moving from El Mirage to Surprise, Im sick of all the Graffiti, and gangs
Bill: Its about time ma Honkey
Surprise - what does it mean?
a fart with a lump or sauce following it out
Shit man I got to change my underware I farted and got a surprise.
Surprise - meaning
euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have
The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.
Surprise - definition
1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected
2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.
I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.
Surprise - slang
An Interjection by which brings exempt any federal, state, or local rape laws that would be charged on "the rapist" from the complete owning of another person in any sort of gameplay. When yelling surprise, the effect is doubled when it is yelled just after turning the lights on and wearing a party hat.
Can be used for video games, or real life games, like jenga, sockem boppers, football, or even monopoly.
Creator's quote: "It's not rape if you yell Surprise."
(When Paintballing)
*Person one moves up to forward cover, oblivious to location of opponent. Person two comes from behind*
Person two: *Wearing party hat* SURPRISE BITCH!!! *lights person one up with an excessive amount of painballs*
Surprise
Sister city located about 20 miles n/w of Phoenix
You live in Surprise? Is that a city? or a joke?
Surprise
When a girl takes a shot in the face unexpectedly while giving oral pleasure.
Koos: Oh man... I accidentally gave Leslie a surprise in the eye.
Surprise
When you unexpectedly insert your cock into a girls mouth while she is yawning.
While walking down the dorm hall, I gave Sarah a surprise.