What is granny?

Soak your hand in water until it goes all wrinkly, then proceed to have a wank...

It feels like a granny is doing it for you.

I gave myself the granny last night.

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granny - video

Granny - what is it?

To beat someone with out them scoring once.
Often used in pool when the loser hasn't potted a single ball.
Or in table football when the loser hasn't scored any goals.

"You've just been grannied!"

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What does "granny" mean?

1. n. Short for "grandmother," used informally.

2. v. To throw an object by holding it in both hands and pitching it underhand, generally while bending the knees. Used often when referring to a style of throwing a basketball for those too weak or innacurate to make it to the hoop.

3. n. Short for "Granny Smith," a type of apple.

1. Are we going to see Granny? She makes awesome potato salad.

2. If you can't make a free throw regularly, man, just granny it up there. It's just a pickup game.

3. Man, that was a good granny I just ate there.

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Granny - what does it mean?

For real
Real shit
Not bullshitting

Will you be here by 8p?
Yea
Stop playing

On granny

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Granny - meaning

a lady married to gramps its a rumor the bitch used to work with her

"u guys are brats"

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Granny - definition

Name of a butt-ugly country hick woman who resembles a gay man (see bear). Voice sounds like a cat being killed with extreme prejudice. Sells herself as a prostitute-amazingly, men will actually pay for an "encounter" with her.