Definder - what does the word mean?

What is intake?

Slang for the amount of cheese one eats, usually referenced in a derogatory manner, towards women, but can be used in reference to men as well. Usually references a more than necessary amount of cheese eaten by one person, sometimes in gross and disgusting excess.

Buddy #1: 'Did you notice the amount of cheese-intake with grease-puss today? More than one cup o' cheese for sure today, my brother!'
Buddy #2: 'Oh, that fat-bitch has got serious Jessica Simpson disorder, but not a fraction as fuckable tho as that blond-ho. Goddamn fat, stupid cheese-sloth! I just don't get how a person can drink melted Velveeta, from a coffee cup!!'

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Intake - what is it?

Hwang Intak is a beautiful, talented and sweet boy. He's an angel on earth and could be nothing more then a gorgeous soul

Hwang Intak is my bias! he's so beautiful it hurts my heart!

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What does "intake" mean?

the amount of anal sex some-one has per week. measured in cocks per hour.

Unit: cph

omg dunstan has an anal intake of 10cph

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Intake - what does it mean?

huge nostrils on a black person that serve the purpose of feeding enough air to their body, much like a cold air intake serves for a car.

Mike: Dude,I just got an intake for my 3000gt!
Guy: Man, Ive seen a better and bigger intake on a black person. Next time get a nigger intake.

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Intake - meaning

an oxymoron referring to the physical amount of vagina one man can handle in a single night.

"If you get rid of those pet rats, you could be getting a lot more pussy intake man."

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Intake - definition

To purposely ejaculate into one's nostrils.

To cum in your partner's nose, sometimes making them gag or choke.

I was face fucking my girlfriend's mouth as her head hung upside down over the bed, and when i pulled out i pressed my cock right up to her nostrils and started to flood the intake and she started gagging and coughing.

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Intake - slang

@intaks is the best beomgyu stan !! also she really loves sunoo because he makes her happy :) (I relate) she's literally the best person on earth y'all better never talk shi about her 🙄 because she's my favorite person 💳

- Hey do you know who's the best beomgyu stan?
- That's for sure @intaks !!

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Intake

A "Intake" is a inward scream used in death metal and hardcore bands such as Bring Me The Horizon and Suicide Silence. Another word for a "Intake" is a "pig squeal" because you're supossed to sound like a pig when performing the intake.

Setting- 2 guys at a Annotations of an Autopsy concert
1st guy: dude what kind of singing is that it sounds like a pig!?

2nd guy: it's an INTAKE

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Intake

Intak is the name of a member of the Korean group P1Harmony.

Intak is such a cute boy! He is my bias from P1harmony!

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Intake

Opening through which fluid passes: An opening through which fluid enters a duct or contained area.

For Example: That of a jet engine. a fuel intake.

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