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What is pet?
an abbreviation for the word petrified
I got all up in his grill and he was pet. He didn't say one word, yo.
pet - meme gif
pet - video
Pet - what is it?
someone who is kept by a wealthy person
I don't really like that guy. I'm just his pet.
What does "pet" mean?
your bitch that will do whatever you tell him/her to do.
---are you really simping?
---she's my pet fuck you thought nigga she does what I say
Pet - what does it mean?
1. Positron Emission Tomography (or Peritoneal equilibration test) - A special type of X-ray using a radioactive dye which shows areas of the brain that have a higher or lower metabolism than normal. It can sometimes be used when an MRI scan alone is inconclusive.
2. Polyethylene terephthalate - A thermoplastic commonly used for film and also clear plastic bottles.
3. Pupil Evaluation Team - The team responsible for developing the special education service plan for children age 5 to 20.
1. To have a PET Scan.
2. The bottle was made of PET.
3. Get the PET to sort it out.
Pet - meaning
A student in a class that the teacher really likes. Class pets often do well just because the teacher likes them even if their performance doesn't warrant their grade.
Gabby got an A just because Mrs. Lawrence really liked her. She was her class pet.
Pet - definition
a living thing which used for recieving commands and fondness of its owner.
The pet I kept gave me a lot of pleasureness, satisfaction, and whimsy.
Pet - slang
referring to someone of interest to you.
Hey Pet, can you bring me something?
Pet
A nickname for the person in whom you have a strong affinity for.
My pet, how I adore thee.
Pet
Just recently I posted the following note very low on my refrigerator door.
"Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and
contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a
claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing
me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I
fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a
ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to
each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible I also know
that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the
other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw
under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the
same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -
canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other
dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough."
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on
the front door:
"TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't (2) If you don't want their hair on
your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it
'fur'-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4)
normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't
hang out with drug-using people; (7) don't smoke or drink, (8) don't
want to wear your clothes, (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get
pregnant, you can sell their children."
- Is there anything interesting at the pet store?
- Yep, there are a couple of alligators on sale.
Pet
fondling, stroking or caressing gently of one's partner prior to the intercourse
Mmm, all this petting is making me horny.