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What is Humpty Dumpty?A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because heβs a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and spatters cum and blood everywhere. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! Humpty Dumpty - videoHumpty Dumpty - what is it?A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because heβs a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and splatters cum and blood everywhere. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! What does "Humpty Dumpty" mean?-A move during sexual intercourse about humping and then dumping your load. "According to sixteenleo in a video, basically what Big Ed does to Liz is the Humpty Dumpty move." Humpty Dumpty - what does it mean?Name given to someone who does a bad job of offers poor quality of goods or services and is generally incompetent at what they claim to be good at and often make simple or stupid or way below novice level mistakes and usually does not care about it either. (N.B. this is the British meaning as opposed to the American one of Humping a girl then Dumping her) That 'plasterer' who plastered my wall was a right Humpty Dumpty he plastered over all the electrical outlets!!! Humpty Dumpty - meaninga person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them. Person 1: I'm hungry. Humpty Dumpty - definitionA sex move; used when you are holding the female in the air while banging her. Just before you are about to cum, you drop the girl on the floor and jizz all over her. You then leave the scene. Mark: Did you bang that chick I saw you with last night? Humpty Dumpty - slangwhen you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up. I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house Humpty DumptyA word used to adress hot or racy pictures, normally used in plural form: Humpty Dumpties Kenny: Yo I just got a pic from Jessica! Humpty DumptyWhen an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs. "I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty" Humpty DumptyTypically a fat person who waddles when they walk. Look at that Humpty Dumpty! |
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