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What is skinny jeans?
Skinny jeans are bad for guys. THey are bad because they push a guys balls closer to their body witch in turn heats them up that much more. when the Temp rises the sperm get deformed rendering them useless.
however girls can wear them as much as they want. HAHA!
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My emo friend loves skinny jeans.
skinny jeans - video
Skinny jeans - what is it?
ugly ass kid in my class who wont stfu and thinks hes so cool but he cant pull no bitches and is obsessive over this one girl in our class that has a bf
man 1: ew who is that
man 2: thats skinny jeans. hes ugly
man 1: i can see that
What does "skinny jeans" mean?
Unnecessarily tight pants, generally worn by trendy douchebags.
"Oh God, I love a guy who wears skinny jeans!"
"He looks like a fucking idiot."
Skinny jeans - what does it mean?
To keep it simple, skinny jeans are women's jeans with slight alterations and targeted to the male audience.
As you know, most male fashion designers are homosexual. So many of them may where womens's clothing, of which include women's tight jeans. So one of them probably wore women's jeans and thought that would be a great product to sell to the average mindless person who follows any fad. So now you see guys roaming the streets walking in women's clothing and who thinks it looks good on them. If only they knew.
Idiot: I want skinny jeans for my birthday.
Smart Person: Just borrow your sister's pants, you'll look just as gay.
Skinny jeans - meaning
jeans that people sterotype as "emo" wear, but then all a sudden the preppy whores who hate "emos" decided that if the clothing makes you look like a complete whore its okay if "emos" wear it too! not to mention it makes your legs look demented
Prep: Whoah! These new skinny jeans make me look great!!!
Emo: Umm if you hate us so much why go stealing our style?
Skinny jeans - definition
1. Pants that no one can wear but try to anyhow, generally failing in the attempt.
2. Unbelievably small pants that emo/scene guys wear, making hundreds of girls drool and love them. Irrationally.
Girl #1: Oh my god, did you see that totally hot emo guy?
Girl #2: OMFG YES. Did you see? He was wearing skinny jeans!
Girl #1: He's sooo cute!!!
Skinny jeans - slang
Skinny jeans are not only for scene, emo, and punk people.
Nowadays almost everyone owns a pair of skinny jeans!
Skinny jeans became hugely popular last year, and is mostly popular through the 6-12th grade range.
Adults don't typically wear them.
You can buy them in hundreds of different patterns from tons of different stores; from Hollister to Hot Topic.
Emo Kid: OMG Look at that prep wearing skinny jeans! Ugh, those wannabes!
Kid #2: Dude, anyone can wear skinny jeans. Don't be a hater!
Skinny jeans
a largely popular style of jeans worn mostly by the junior high, high school, and college age groups. they fit snugly around the waist and are tight around the thighs and calves, tapering down to the ankle. for guys they are a little looser in the crotch area. they were originally worn only by emos, skaters, punks, etc, but now 99% of the population owns at least one pair. however, they really only look good on about 3% of the population. short people, for instance, generally look even shorter when wearing skinny jeans. if you are tall and want to look shorter, wearing skinny jeans will not usually work. they're kind of complicated in that way.
short person: I wish I could wear skinny jeans, but they make me look even shorter than I already am!
tall friend: really?? maybe I should try them! I hate being so tall!
short person: no, the don't work like that.
tall friend: aww, man. that sucks.
Skinny jeans
The name given to punk "drainpipe" jeans when they came into fashion recently. Also called ciggarette pants. They are made of a stretchy material and get slimmer near the ankles. Usually worn by girls but indie/emo/scene/skater/punk boys also wear them. It should be noted that skinny jeans for boys are looser around the crotch so wearing doesn't make you sterile, as alot of ignorant emo haters claim.
I just bought some skinny jeans.
Skinny jeans
Leg sufocators. Makes you look thin but they hurt... alot.
Girl 1: Omg girl you look so thin in those skinny jeans
Girl 2: I cant feel my legs.