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What is humpty dumpty?
When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.
"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"
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Humpty dumpty - what is it?
Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.
Look at that Humpty Dumpty!
What does "humpty dumpty" mean?
When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.
Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.
Tim: Dude I know, I did it...
Humpty dumpty - what does it mean?
A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball
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Humpty dumpty - meaning
This is when you fuck a short, fat girl or guy in the ass.
Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!
Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.
Humpty dumpty - definition
A cutesy word for sex. Used by couples who have similar pet names for everything else.
Want to have humpty dumpty later?
Humpty dumpty - slang
Refers to a person who likes to sleep around.
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.
Humpty dumpty
When your done humping the bitch you take a fat shit on her chest and skirt as quick as possible.
mason gave jessica the humpty dumpty last night yadada mean
Humpty dumpty
Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.
Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.
Humpty dumpty
After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.
See "one-nighter"
"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."