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What is Humpty dumpty?
a person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them.
From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":
`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'
`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'
Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.
Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!
Humpty dumpty - video
Humpty dumpty - what is it?
A sex move; used when you are holding the female in the air while banging her. Just before you are about to cum, you drop the girl on the floor and jizz all over her. You then leave the scene.
Mark: Did you bang that chick I saw you with last night?
Nick: Yeah, but I saw no future in the relationship, so I gave her a Humpty Dumpty and left.
What does "Humpty dumpty" mean?
when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.
I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house
Humpty dumpty - what does it mean?
A word used to adress hot or racy pictures, normally used in plural form: Humpty Dumpties
Kenny: Yo I just got a pic from Jessica!
Jake: Bro what kind of pic?
Kenny:A Humpty Dumpty!
Jake: Damn bro send it to me!
Humpty dumpty - meaning
When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.
"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"
Humpty dumpty - definition
Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.
Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.
Humpty dumpty - slang
Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.
Look at that Humpty Dumpty!
Humpty dumpty
When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.
Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.
Tim: Dude I know, I did it...
Humpty dumpty
After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.
See "one-nighter"
"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
Humpty dumpty
A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball
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