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What is dutch uncle?
When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
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Dutch uncle - what is it?
A way to simulate sex without penetration. The lady lubes her inner thighs and the guy goes to town without penetrating.
Jill said she's staying a virgin until marriage, but I got one hell of a dutch uncle rub off her last night!
What does "dutch uncle" mean?
Collective term for your mom's previous and current boyfriends whom she insists you refer to as your uncles
Its likely thats many of these"uncles" will have supplied you with drugs to make you more amiable to partaking in sexual activities
"Hey dude how was your weekend?"
"Not bad man, I had a dutch uncle come over, he fed me a mound of coke and finger banged my arsehole for 24 hours straight"
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Dutch uncle - what does it mean?
A creepy, weird, or otherwise off-color person. Someone "not quite right".
Bill: Hey, Jim. Did you go to the party last night?
Jim: Yeah, I went, but I left early because some guy was lording over my girlfriend like a Dutch uncle.
Dutch uncle - meaning
Inserting a lolipop into a girls asshole, and then having her suck it while you fuck her.
She was a skank so I introduced her to my Dutch uncle.
Dutch uncle - definition
One who talks with great severity or directness; sever mentor
"I got mad and talked like a Dutch uncle"
Dutch uncle - slang
The releasing of flatulence while performing the mutual oral sex position known commonly as the '69'. Can be intentional or not. Can be simultaneous or not. Usually looked upon as 'aces' when its neither intentional nor simultaneous.
Simon: "So, like, the other day I was boning my girlfriend and we kind of like, slipped into a sixty-nine. Then I let her have it".
Jnizzle:"What"?
Simon: "I farted right in her eyes"!
Jnizzle: "Dude! You just gave her the dutch uncle! Aces!"
Simon: "Your a weirdo. I'm audi"
Jnizzle: "Fuck you Simon"
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I.O.U. ; I am in your debt, I owe you one.
Man thanks for that favor, I'm your dutch uncle
Dutch uncle
a well sanded wooden board with a penis sized hole for masturbatory delight!
I got no play last night, so I went home and used the dutch uncle.
Dutch uncle
When you pick up a girl to standing 69, then drop her on her head and leave.
I said lets do something crazy and picked her up upside down. Then she farted in my face so i gave her the ol' dutch uncle.