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What is drift wood?
When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.
Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."
drift wood - video
Drift wood - what is it?
When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.
What does "drift wood" mean?
When one bumps into a man-possibly a woman-with a boner.
I went to the pub and accidentally caught some drift wood.
Drift wood - what does it mean?
The erect penis of a homeless man.
"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."
Drift wood - meaning
Some one without goals and just drifts through life saying "i don't care" a lot.
"he won't go far in life he is just Drift Wood"
Drift wood - definition
The erection that one finds themselves with over the course of the school day. This erection always occurs when ones mind wanders off from the lecture at hand during the last 2 minutes before the period is over. This occurs as a means to create the awkward "boner tuck" or "boner shield" created by notebooks to prevent it from being seen. The boner is not a direct result of any sexual fantasy, but as a way of your body playing the "let's see how awkward this can get" game.. Tricky bastard
"What is he doing with his notebooks?"
"Oh dude, he totally has drift-wood and is shielding"
"RYAN HAS A BONER!" (Yell to everyone in the hall)
Drift wood - slang
Morning wood that lasts late into the afternoon.
You: "Dude...I had the most embarassing moment of my life this afternoon."
Friend: "Your girfriend saw your dick?"
You: "Naw dude...I had a bad case of drift wood and I forgot to tuck it when I went to work."
Friend: "I am SO...SORRY. Can I get you anything bro?"
You: "Only my self respect....."
Drift wood
A person who does not fit into society. One of being gay, out of sorts or a listner of The Back Street Boys.
Man, stay away from that dude, he is major drift wood.
Drift wood
the act of getting an erection because of automobile drifting.
"while I had drift wood it was a lot harder to drive because my cock was getting in the way of the stick."
Drift wood
An older guy that drifts around and tries to hang out with random crowds in order to gain easier access to young girls, especially at the workplace during lunch or smoke breaks.
TJ: "Look at ole man Grant going to lunch with those intern girls."
Martin: "Yeah that's drift wood trying to wash up on Amber's beach."