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What is Morning wood?When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection. Morning Wood! Morning wood - videoMorning wood - what is it?The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you." Person: "Well, you're awake early." What does "Morning wood" mean?When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood... Morning wood - what does it mean?Morning wood is when u wake up in the morning to a dick longer than usual. But u don't always get it in the morning. u get it 3 - 5 times while u sleep. It's actually healthy if u get them bc it means u have moderate blood flow. if u got that big dick for hours and u haven't jerked off then u got problems and u gotta see a doc bout ur dick. Some techniques that are used to soften the wood are to flex ur thighs and ass cheeks, pee, drink less water before bed, stand up for two minutes, and getting that pickle under some cold water. u don't want to go to school/work without coffee bc u spilled it with ur wood. Dad: holy shit! son! what did u watch last night! Morning wood - meaningThat feeling you get when you wake up and want to mine some trees in minecraft. Mum, look at the size of the morning wood I have! Morning wood - definitionWhen you wake up in the morning and have a boner Man I got some morning wood Morning wood - slangThe cockrall that lives in your pants and pops up to say hello when you wake up. My Penis: Hey good morning Jimmy Morning woodWhen a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf *birds chirping* *guy yawning* Morning woodn. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today. Morning woodWhen a guy wakes up with a woody in his pants.(Really hard to get rid of.) "Giovanni how do you get rid of morning wood."-Enrique |
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