Definder - what does the word mean?

What is life?

context in which the good things are expensive, the yummy things make you fat and the fun things are sinful.

life in the 'emergin' countries

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life - meme gif

life meme gif

life - video


Life - what is it?

Life is like a dick, when it gets hard fuck it!

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What does "life" mean?

shit

yes, it's shit and we are all gonna die in a few years

Boy 1: how do you think your life is?
Boy2: Shit

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Life - what does it mean?

A terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.

Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive

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Life - meaning

A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.

My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.

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Life - definition

Punishment for eating an apple.

god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.

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Life - slang

Life's a test..... do you pass?

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is...having friends.

At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 20, success is...having sex.

At age 35, success is...having money.

At age 50, success is...having money.

At age 60, success is...having sex.

At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 75, success is...having friends.

At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

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Life

the activity you are participating in currently

Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.

(Sailor Jerry says hi)

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Life

The meaningless void between birth and death.

Life's a bitch, and then you die.

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Life

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

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