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What is driftwood?
An erection that moves around inside a guy's pants.
Looks libk Bob has driftwood in his pants. It's all over the place in there.
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Driftwood - what is it?
getting an erection while in a pool.
I was grindin' on some chick in the pool and ended up getting driftwood.
What does "driftwood" mean?
The biggest loser, no friend having guy or girl that shows up at parties for free drinks and alcohol. Usually seen at house parties and block parties. Often observed at bars and buffet tables at corporate functions where someone else is paying the bill.
John: Hey Mike, whos that stuffing themself at the buffet table.
Mike: I don't know. Never seen them.
John: Gotta be driftwood.
Mike: Yeah, don't know them, will never see them again
Driftwood - what does it mean?
driftΒ·wood (drΔft'wΕΕd')
n. A solitary individual who aimlessly bounces between others on a crowded dance-floor engaging in obnoxious behavior and unwanted advances.
Girl I'm sick of this club, too much Driftwood to deal with.
Driftwood - meaning
1. Persistent postcoital wood.
1. Sweet, you gonna lug that sticky driftwood back to the trunk?
Driftwood - definition
Noun : An erection that finds its way out of a man's undergarments of its own accord .
After seeing Kim in those tight-ass shorts my dick done shot straight outta' my boxers!!! If I don't shove this driftwood back in I'm gonna' chafe somethin' fierce .
Driftwood - slang
n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.
2) sexual tumesence.
Dude! I totally put some rad decals on my driftwood last night! Want to see?
Ahhh. No. Not really.
Driftwood
the act of laying in a pool floating on your back naked while your boner is sticking up out the water
where is uncle jeff? oh he's busy doing his afternoon driftwood
Driftwood
a random boner, a stiffy out of nowhere
Chris L. was wearing his umbros in class and got up to leave and low and behold he had a bad case of driftwood for everyone to see!
Driftwood
Noun: An erection that is wasted or not put to use; Wood that never finds its port and is thus worn away/beaten and eventually gives up.
When Rhiana, the neighbor, asked if I wanted to "watch a movie" I thought for sure we'd get down. To my chagrin, we literally watched a movie while my driftwood bobbed in vain on a hopeless, lonely, sea.