Definder - what does the word mean?

What is access?

To get into something.

"Greg finally got access to the website"

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access meme gif

access - video


Access - what is it?

To be either firm or slack in the vagina or anus

The Bitch was mega, such easy ACCESS

She was crap, it was like fucking a mushroom

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What does "access" mean?

90s Japanese, WHAM!-esque pop band. Headed by Hiroyuki Takami, and grooves provided by Daisuke Asakura.

I would rather listen to Access than have sex.

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Access - what does it mean?

to gain entrance to.

i gained access to that girls pussy

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Access - meaning

(computers) to use

I accessed bob's laptop, which allowed me to access the database with all the slang words in it.

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Access - definition

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"

Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

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Access - slang

getting into somewhere.. clubs.. or pants.. that sorta thing

you have vip acess ;)

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Access

devil spawn, son of Satan. Produced my Microsoft.

Fucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.

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Access

an evil program created by microsoft, to destroy the psyche of all who use it

look above

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Access

to have entry to a particular person, place or thing.

1. Greg accessed John's butt.
2. John recieved access to Disney Land.
3. Carmin accessed Greg's bank account.

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