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What is dream catchers?
A box of tissues that one keeps beside their bed in order to clean up any mess that is made from cumming. (either with a partner or alone)
"baby, that was great! Pass me one of those wet dream catchers off the nightstand to clean up this jizz"
"robert is so gross! he has a pile of crumpled wet dream catchers next to his bed"
dream catchers - video
Dream catchers - what is it?
Underwear sleeping garments. Not limited to shorts, sweats or oversized t shirts.
Bro 1 "And interesting dreams last night? "
Bro 2 ".........Shoot. I can't remember. Hold on let me go look at my dream catcher. "
Bro 1 "Where you going?"
Bro 2 " laundry room."
Bro 1 " Dropping a load?"
Bro 2 "Maybe. But first I gotta see if I jizzed in my underwear. "
Bro 1 "Righteous."
What does "dream catchers" mean?
Another name for a maxi-pad used on fat, ugly, undesirrable women since her dream's of having a child is just and always will be a dream
look at that ugly chick buy some dream Catchers, and extra abbosrbant too!
Dream catchers - what does it mean?
The pubic hair surrounding the male nipples. Usually the longer strands below.
When I invite a lady into my bedroom while listening to Heart- These dreams. I make sure she lays down on my chest to get a sweet peak at my dream catchers.
Dream catchers - meaning
A sexual act involving the male participant ejaculating upward; their partner then attempts to grab. or "catch" the semen out of mid-air.
Aaron: "Dude, I totally got with Sally the other night!"
Jake: "No way thats awesome, how did it go?"
Aaron: "It was so hot, she sucked my dick and then gave me the dream catcher!"
Dream catchers - definition
When someone give a blowjob/handjob while someone is sleeping, then places sleepers cum in there own mouth.
dude, i totally gave you a dream catcher last night
dude, what the fuck?
Dream catchers - slang
A dream catcher is another name for the underwear/boxers/panties during a wet dream. When a male is sleeping and has a wet dream his underwear/boxers will catch the cum allowing for little mess. When a female is sleeping and has a wet dream her panties will become very moist and not allow the juicy goodness to run down her thighs.
Adam woke up early Thursday morning after a steamy dream of his friend Theresa, but when he reached down to adjust himself he felt the stickiness of his load on his dream catcher. All Adam could do is smile and think how it would have felt if he blew his load in Theresa.
Dream catchers
a rag, cloth, shirt, or something of the sort used to catch your skeet after you beat off
"I always use a dream catcher, I don't want my bed to get all nasty."
Dream catchers
Someone who goes after things hopelessly out of most people's reach -- and gets them.
Bob quit his job to become a rock star -- and he made it!!! What a Dream Catcher!
Dream catchers
a sock that you jerk off into.
"hey jimmy! wanna go to the tavern and holler at some broads?"
"sorry steve, i have a date with lady margaret the dream catcher."