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What is douche-nozzle?
Douche Nozzle
1. A guy who acts and looks like a jackass. Total Misogynist. Someone who
treats woman poorly. Thinks he's much smarter than he is and talks down
to others. The ultimate douche bag.
2. Douche Canoe, Jackmo, Kirk, Hoffman, Dickmo
Wow! Our office manager, Kirk, is such a douche nozzle. He treats everyone
terribly . Short man's complex all the way. A complete ass.
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Douche-nozzle - what is it?
Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. He's even more of a douche than a douche bag, he's a douche nozzle. He has no idea that he's being an idiot and is not suave in any way.
Person 1: Jim talked my ear off about his "episode" last night with Sheila with all the gory details. Fuckin' skank.
Person 2: What a fuckin' douche nozzle!
What does "douche-nozzle" mean?
A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.
That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.
Douche-nozzle - what does it mean?
Kayne West at the VMA's.
The douche nozzle interrupted Taylor Swift in her speech.
Douche-nozzle - meaning
1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.
1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.
Douche-nozzle - definition
The person you see walking down the street sporting a hot girlfriend who is way out of his league. The fact that he is porking her makes him a douche-nozzle.
Shannon Elizabeth's (Nadia from American Pie)husband Joe Reitman is a douche-nozzle.
Douche-nozzle - slang
An ADJ used to describe one of your many dumbass friends, replacement for the more popular "douche-bag"
Dumbass friend: fish?
You: Shut up, douche-nozzle
Douche-nozzle
the dirty part of the douche that goes in the twat
your a douche-nozzle
Douche-nozzle
Letting an unrestrained amount of douche omit from a person.
That kid really turned on his douche-nozzle last night when he shattered all of the windows on my car.
Douche-nozzle
One who is worse than your normal douche-bag.
That dumbass frat boy with his popped collar, gelled hair, and 2 polo shirts is a douche-nozzle.