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What is porking?
Hey man your mom is really hot i want to pork her.
Hey nate shaw i bet you are thinking about porking your girlfriend while you jerk off
porking - meme gif
porking - video
Porking - what is it?
The social dilemma that depicts a scenario in which you must decide between partaking in sexual intercourse with a pig who's gender will be determined by your preference with nobody ever finding out, or you can choose to not partake in sexual intercourse with the pig, but have everyone you currently know think that you did.
To be clear:
- Future people you meet will not know that you committed this act, unless told otherwise by people who did know.
- That people that you currently know can not be convinced otherwise.
Guy 1: Have you heard of the social dilemma: "To Pork or Not to Pork"? It kept me arguing for hours.
Guy 2: I have, my best friend doesn't talk to me anymore after finding out that I would fuck a pig.
What does "porking" mean?
When a male and female are wearing pants and rubbing there crothes together.
Wanna go porking motha fudger
Porking - what does it mean?
Eating a shitload! (Not literally)
Nicole: Sonia, where did all the Cauliflower go?
Sonia: I don't know, ask Ann! She's been porking on it all day!
Porking - meaning
To pick up fat bitches at a club and going back to her place to drink all her boose and leave
no boose?
its okay lets go porking
Porking - definition
the act of lifting your leg like a dog and then emitting toxic gas from your anus. commonly brought up when talking about being burritoed.
Matt smirked and began porking in the middle of his AP Environmental Science class.
Porking - slang
A bet involving going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money
So what do you guys want to do?
Let's go porking!
Alright, winner gets $100.
Porking
to want to have sex with someone hard
i'm gunna give sally a right good porking
Porking
"I saw Skot and Rosie porking in Anna's bedroom! I screamed when I saw Skot's balls slapping Rosie's ass!"
Porking
1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.
2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.
1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.
1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.
2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...