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What is Douche Nozzle?A word Defining a real special kinda person...you know the kind that never shuts the fuck up and always whines about silly shit....it adds insult to injury...when the normal douche just won't do the job...you refer to a person as a Douche nozzle!! Implying that they themselves clean dirty Vaginas!!! XD ahahaa!! That Bradley Hodges is being extra Douchey today...man he is being a real Douche Nozzle!! lolololol!!! Douche Nozzle - videoDouche Nozzle - what is it?Derogatory term used for anyone who is stupid, lame, annoying, or an asshole. See also douchebag and douche. Why did you kick me in the nuts, you douche nozzle! What does "Douche Nozzle" mean?Someone who drives towards you with their high beams on and doesn't turn them off as you get closer to them. Dan: Wow look at this fuck head with his high beams on coming right at me. Douche Nozzle - what does it mean?Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts. That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama! Douche Nozzle - meaningA word used to one up someone who calls you a douchebag. Example: Douche Nozzle - definitionSamurai topknot hairstyle worn by a hipster, most probably also sporting a beard. check out the barista with the douche nozzle. Douche Nozzle - slangThe blabber mouth tradesman, usually an electrician with a penchant for soapbox sermons. The ever-willing preacher of self-righteousness with a lack of self-reflection, always pointing out the faults of others and incessantly thumping his chest in a deluded victory when in any given social situation. The Douche Nozzle possesses social skills that are Neanderthal level attempts to detract from their own self-loathing caused by mundane physical attributes such as excess body hair, extra digits or even poor fashion sense. That new guy is a real douche nozzle, he hasn't shut up once today and he's pissing me off with his glorious yarns of honor and integrity, the guy is so full of shit and just shy of being a fuckstick. Heck, did you see the guy, he looks like a Wookie, has 12 toes and dresses like a lumberjack and he's trying to tell me how i should run my life. Douche NozzleA baseball cap with a straight brim, usually adorned with price tags or removable stickers. Often worn by skinny Caucasian males in the hopes they will be mistaken for African American males. Biebs was sporting a douche nozzle when they arrested him. Douche NozzleSomeone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douche nozzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it. Wow. Tori is a real douche nozzle for cock blocking. Douche NozzleA douche nozzle is one step worse than a douche bag. That guy is wearing playboy cuff links.. what a fucking {douche nozzle}. |
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