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What is douche nozzle?
Los Angeles colloquial for vuvuzela.
I hate going to the game and having to hear everyone blasting their douche nozzles.
douche nozzle - video
Douche nozzle - what is it?
A nozzle that sprays natty light, the doucheyest beverage known to man.
Hey bro, poor me one from the douche nozzle.
What does "douche nozzle" mean?
Tool used to clean out dirty, smelly vaginas.
JP's finger sees more dirty cooch than a douche nozzle at a mexican whore house.
Douche nozzle - what does it mean?
(adj.)- the next step up from being a douche bag, usually a nosy bastard.
Guy: Yea, I boned that chick. And when I was done I gave her a Houdini
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!
Douche nozzle - meaning
Surpassing the level of a douche bag.
He's more than a douche bag - he's a douche nozzle.
Douche nozzle - definition
The part of the douching apparatus that often is overlooked. It connects to the douche bag which collects the runoff. A nozzle is slightly more derogatory than the douche bag since the nozzle is the "business end" of the douche.
The phrase originated on the nationally syndicated radio show Loveline from C list celebrity Adam Corolla (also on comedy central, various shows)
Then that douche nozzle wrote me a ticket for a missing front license plate.
Douche nozzle - slang
Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. He's even more of a douche than a douche bag, he's a douche nozzle. He has no idea that he's being an idiot and is not suave in any way.
Person 1: Jim talked my ear off about his "episode" last night with Sheila with all the gory details. Fuckin' skank.
Person 2: What a fuckin' douche nozzle!
Douche nozzle
A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.
That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.
Douche nozzle
Kayne West at the VMA's.
The douche nozzle interrupted Taylor Swift in her speech.
Douche nozzle
1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.
1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.