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What is Tool?My, and a whole wack of others favorite band. "Oh my god!! Tool is definitly the (or one of) best band(s) of all time!!!" Tool - meme gifTool - videoTool - what is it?The first against the wall when the revolution comes. An inferior, low or no-self esteem individual who gets off obeying authority figures. One used by his superiors, who themselves undoubtedly would kick them to the curb in a heartbeat. Nevertheless, the tool believes they are worthy and significant STRICTLY because they have attached their whole sense of self to obeying said authority and/or submitting their individuality to another. Could be a woman...but is much more pronounced when seen in a "man". Glenn Beck is such a tool for corporate power, bending over and spreading cheeks for hateful robber barons who are raping the working poor with their usurious practices. What does "Tool" mean?Someone you gives up on their own personality and sells their soul to the " cool kids" to be accepted,usually pretending to look like college kids, until high school is over then they usually become a epic fail. Tool 1: " Whats up bro?" Tool - what does it mean?A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect. "Let's drive to Chicago from Iowa. Oh man, we need money. Hey, let's ask tool to come, he'll spot us the cash!" Tool - meaninga guy who works out instantly gets a sweet tan, frosted tips in his hair, does anything mtv says is cool rooms with you after high school because you got into the same school and have been best friends for 10 years and completely changes himself into a mindless asshole who says brah after every sentence and ditches you every night for his new sweet friends and then one night you confront him about how hes turned into a complete piece of shit copy of every moron at a free rockstar energy drink giveaway and storms out and dissapears for three days only to come back looking suspiciously guilty and smelling of your girlfriend of 3 years perfume and completely ruins your life i thought we were friend chris or should i call you by your new nick name topher cause your so cool now with you seashell necklaces and tapout shirts. oh you shop at pac sun too? you and everyone else! Tool - definition1: Someone who is used for another's purpose 1: Tsk, tsk, it looks like becky found a new tool for herself. Tool - slangAlmost synonymous to douche bag; the type of person that likes to show off their physique in public; wears athletic clothing in the dead of Winter (Basketball shorts with long black socks); laughs at their own non-hilarious jokes; under the false assumption that they are perfect; whines like a spoiled 5-year-old when something doesn't go their way "Ben is such a tool in the morning when he thinks it's cool to choke people and throw them into the wall." ToolAn individual who behaves in their own self interest rather than adhering to a set of beliefs or morals. Someone who will act as though to seek approval on the outside, but is actually quite vain and selfish. Men of this variety tend to cheat on their girlfriends. Women tend to use men to obtain free drinks. God, Brett is such a tool. ToolAn often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis. Wtf, Jerry really had to fuck us over this time. What a tool. ToolAnyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem. Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole. |
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