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What is Oprah?
A daytime talk-show hosted by the one and only Oprah. The show can be easily summed up as a very annoying, very repetitve show talking endlessly about feelings, drug abuse, and talking to your kids about their feelings so they don't abuse drugs. Even though the show is a never ending supply of stupidity at its finest, one must admit that Oprah weelds much power in the lives of America's soccer moms.
Oprah's show, Oprah is a fine example of what happens when the a super self-important rich woman has to much time on her hands.
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Oprah - what is it?
Future communist ruler of both our planet and Mars. Oprah currently has the funds to overthrow the world, and mass produce anything needed to start her new feminist communist colony. Can also be used to describe extreme wealth, power, or deception.
If we didn't watch him closely he would have pulled an Oprah.
What does "Oprah" mean?
An annoying television personality who is always looking for attention. She is also always in the tabloids for being such a fatass, and the fans of her show are wacky fat chicks who feel bad about themselves. She always has this crook doctor named mehmet oz on her show offering medical advice for every ailment possible (breast cancer,arthritis,diabetes,kidney stones,infertility, the guy knows everything) Oprah is just a depressed fat bitch because she doesnt get any dick because no guy in their right mind would want to bone Oprah because she is such a bossy asshole. Stedman backed out of the engagement cause he finally realized marrying oprah probably wouldnt be a good idea. She is a liberal and loves to talk about rimming.
Man: Look at Oprah,she loves getting attention even if its negative like her fatassness.
Oprah - what does it mean?
The Queen of Political Correctness...
Guy: What you watchin'?
Girl: Oprah...
Guy: Ah that political correct annoying bitch!? I'd take Jerry Springer over her bullshit any day!
Oprah - meaning
A unit of weight that is approximately 200 pounds.
"My car weighs about 8 Oprahs"
"How much do I weigh? 3/4 of an Oprah last time I checked"
Oprah - definition
verb:-
To rapidly gain weight, particulary following a rapid loss.
"Sue went on a diet, doesn't she look great?"
"Yeah, but she'll Oprah that weight back in a few months".
Oprah - slang
Another word for- sociopath. Oprah panders her new-age crap at bored, upper-middle class women who, like Germans in the 30's listening to the demented rantings of another maniac, buy it hook, line and sinker. A billionaire who connives women into believing that she's 'one of the girls'. Gives cars away to poor people, naturally on international TV so everyone can SEE how great she is. Cars aren't registered OR insured however. Poor people lose 'free' car. Oprah looks like saint. Disgusting. Has a golden toilet. Seriously.
"When Jesus whups the anti-Christ, it'll be Oprah, and Dr Phil will be the false prophet..."
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A person that always has to get involved in everyone's business. Wanted or not they're always listening and gossiping as they thrive on attention and causing friction between people for the fun of it.
Dannnggg... Patricia be quiet Oprah is heading this way
Oprah
1) A god to the Middle-aged Stay at Home White Women tribe, who's word is law to said tribe.
2) Steadman's Sugar Mama
I don't want to stop eating beef, but Oprah mandates it.
"Steadman, get your ass in here and clip my toe nails" said Oprah
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Possibly the richest black person alive, man or woman.
Oprah gave away 7 million dollars worth of brand new cars to her audience on her 19th season opener.