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What is Glenn Beck?
According to the ancient myths and legends, Glenn Beck was "created" from a giant turd farted out of the disease infected ass of Rush Limbaugh, which was then fertilized and nurtured for six days and six nights by Ann Coulter, who subsequently gave birth to the end result.
Stats: Glenn Beck is roughly humanoid in appearance, comprising 80% feces, 10% grain alcohol, 5% hot air, 4% unidentifiable matter and 1% human skin.
It feeds on liquor, various drugs, hatred and media attention.
It's primary habitat is currently the Fox News studios in New York City.
Glenn Beck's political beliefs are an extremely demented and warped version of Right-Wing Conservativism, coupled with an even more demented and warped version of Christianity.
Glenn Beck is known for spouting an endless stream of lies, distortions, half-truths, propaganda, false claims, made-up facts, treasonous banter, harmful advice, and good-old-American-bullshit.
Glenn Beck seems to host what outwardly appears to be a cable news program, but is in reality a paid political shill factory with zero journalistic qualities. Glenn Beck is also accompanied by several other of these "Fox Newscasters," all of of whom have never attended any type of journalism academy or have received degrees in said subject.
What to do if you encounter Glenn beck:
Your best hope is to toss him a bottle of cheap scotch, run in the opposite direction and hope for the best!
Not satisfied with having a cable "news" show, Glenn Beck must also spout his banter on a syndicated radio program as well.
Glenn Beck - video
Glenn Beck - what is it?
The Pee-Wee Herman of news punditry. A goofball extraordinaire who defies conventional wisdom by maintaining a loyal audience.
Caller: I'm asking you a logical question!
Glenn Beck: I'm giving you a logical answer!
Caller: You don't have logic!
Glenn Beck: You're right.
Caller: Where's your logic? What would you do? I'm asking you, "What would you do to change this healthcare system for the better?" After all, everytime you people bring up cost, you don't care about the trillions of dollars going to the banks and all the credit card companies...
Glenn Beck: Cathy, GET OFF MY PHONE!!! GET OFF MY PHONE YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!!! I DON'T CARE!!! YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRILLIONS!!! GET OFF MY PHONE!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND TODAY!!!!
What does "Glenn Beck" mean?
Synonymous with the slang term "Smelly Douche Bag."
Jesus Christ again? What a Glenn Beck.
Glenn Beck - what does it mean?
Sadly, Glenn has become a synonym for "What is a Clown?"Born in Mount Vernon, Washington, State, Received the Key to the city in 2009. Needs a real Life, Has hood winked a lot of people, Seems to be anti-semantic. Many have correctly identified him as a person we can ignore.
Glenn Beck recently made at comment about George Soros and the Jewish INTERMENT.
Glenn Beck - meaning
A person at the highest level of the autistic spectrum who has an insatiable desire for attention. He usually spouts unintelligible nonsense and conspiracy theories before completely breaking down.
"What's wrong with your son?" "He is Glenn Beck." "Oh I'm sorry."
Glenn Beck - definition
A demagogic, hate-mongering Fox news host who attempts to indoctrinate viewers with his pseudo-populistic, crypto-fascist bullshit. He may claim to be the "savior of the American middle class" and the leading force against "liberal, elitist America" yet is, in fact, a corporate-adulating, affluent elitist who, with other right-wing news hosts, attempts to portray practical, necessary measures such as public option health care and the extension of gay rights as Marxist pervasion of our society. In addition, anyone who refuses to listen or capitulate to Glenn Beck's right-wing propaganda is, according to him and his brainwashed teabagging followers, either one of the following epithets: a Marxist, a socialist, a Nazi, and/or fascist (especially when fascism and Nazism are clearly RIGHT-WING ideologies) In addition, Beck is schizophrenic and perenially intoxicated, as shown in such instances as him claiming to have spoken to God and asking the aforementioned deity for support in his so-called crusade against secular "liberal America." Overall, Glenn Beck is idiotic and should be avoided at all times.
Obstinate, indoctrinated teabagger: OBAMA'S A MARXIST!!! NOT ONLY HAS HE NATIONALIZED HEALTH CARE, BUT HE'S ALSO TRYING TO REPEL THAT DONT' ASK, DON'T TELL LAW! THAT'S DEFINITELY SOCIALISM RIGHT THERE!
Liberal: Where did you get that bullshit from?
Teabagger: Mein Reich Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels...I mean, my favorite tv news host Glenn Beck told me.
Liberal: You're fucking retarded if you listen to Glenn Beck.
Glenn Beck - slang
The epitome of stupid.
You don't need one if you've seen "Glenn Beck" on FOX.
Glenn Beck
A moron who has absolutley no idea what the fuck he's talking about and is a god fosaken moron.
Dude I saw this guy on TV, he's such a Glenn Beck! Ironically that's the guy's name! No I'm serious!
Seriously do you need to know more?
Glenn Beck
Neolithic caveman who vouchsafes his stupidity to the poor souls who accidentally flipped through Fox News on their way to the Food Network.
Glenn Beck: I don't think Jesus ever used the word "vouchsafe."
Glenn Beck
1. Synonymous with the word "bullshit."
2. Synonymous with the word "myth."
3. Synonymous with the words "drug addict; alcoholic."
4. Synonymous with a radio/TV host who spreads bullshit, myths, rumors, and a bunch of other random, nonsensical fuckery on a daily basis. Used to be an alcoholic and a drug addict.
1. David: Hey Doug, I heard some bad rumors about you at school.
Doug: Don't worry, it's a bunch of Glenn Beck.
2. In Ancient Glenn Beckology, there were stories of dragons and serpents. Note: I said STORIES.
3. A: Bill became a Glenn Beck, so he smoked pot until his brain stopped functioning.
B: Michael sure loves his booze, he must be an Glenn Beck!
4. Glenn Beck: Welcome to the Glenn Beck Program, my shit smells excellent.