Definder - what does the word mean?

What is DOUCHE NOZZLE?

Letting an unrestrained amount of douche omit from a person.

That kid really turned on his douche-nozzle last night when he shattered all of the windows on my car.

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DOUCHE NOZZLE - video

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DOUCHE NOZZLE - what is it?

The part of the douching apparatus that often is overlooked. It connects to the douche bag which collects the runoff. A nozzle is slightly more derogatory than the douche bag since the nozzle is the "business end" of the douche.

The phrase originated on the nationally syndicated radio show Loveline from C list celebrity Adam Corolla (also on comedy central, various shows)

Then that douche nozzle wrote me a ticket for a missing front license plate.

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What does "DOUCHE NOZZLE" mean?

wayyy worse then calling somone a douch because nozzle is the dirtiest part of the douch... yuk

you are such a douch nozzle!!!! qrill

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DOUCHE NOZZLE - what does it mean?

A douche nozzle is one step worse than a douche bag.

That guy is wearing playboy cuff links.. what a fucking {douche nozzle}.

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DOUCHE NOZZLE - meaning

Douche Nozzle
1. A guy who acts and looks like a jackass. Total Misogynist. Someone who
treats woman poorly. Thinks he's much smarter than he is and talks down
to others. The ultimate douche bag.
2. Douche Canoe, Jackmo, Kirk, Hoffman, Dickmo

Wow! Our office manager, Kirk, is such a douche nozzle. He treats everyone
terribly . Short man's complex all the way. A complete ass.

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DOUCHE NOZZLE - definition

Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. He's even more of a douche than a douche bag, he's a douche nozzle. He has no idea that he's being an idiot and is not suave in any way.

Person 1: Jim talked my ear off about his "episode" last night with Sheila with all the gory details. Fuckin' skank.

Person 2: What a fuckin' douche nozzle!

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DOUCHE NOZZLE - slang

A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.

That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.

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DOUCHE NOZZLE

One who is worse than your normal douche-bag.

That dumbass frat boy with his popped collar, gelled hair, and 2 polo shirts is a douche-nozzle.

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DOUCHE NOZZLE

Kayne West at the VMA's.

The douche nozzle interrupted Taylor Swift in her speech.

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DOUCHE NOZZLE

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.

1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.

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