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What is American Pie?
The sexual act of fucking a pie on a kitchen table. The pie is typically of the apple variety. The warm and soft pie resembles a street whore’s pussy by the end of the excursion
Nig, I only like to die American Pie when it’s pumpkin pie.
American Pie - video
American Pie - what is it?
The movie that gives an excuse for any preteen to masturbate without making them look like a pervert.
Prep Teen: "Hey! Have you seen American Pie? That movie is sooo funny! I think its a great piece of comedy, totally original!"
Young Adult: "You disgusting slice of perverted shit! Get your jacked out body out of my sight"
What does "American Pie" mean?
1. A piss-funny movie that still defines every actor who was in it almost a decade later ("hey, it's that dude/chick out of 'American Pie'"), and gave the world Steve Stifler, the man every guy wanted to be, and every girl wanted to be with.
2. American Pie, the song, is a cultural atrocity from one-hit-wonder Don McLean. The reason this song is so popular is a mystery. It's one of those indulgent, over-long, over-blown, pompous efforts that says more about the singer than the object of the song. Too complex for its own good (there are a million interpretations of the lyrics), yet contains some apparently random passages which seem to have been selected just to make a rhyme. A birthday-and-wedding staple in Australia, it contains enough references to booze and Chevys to make it popular with the younger crowd even almost 40 years later. It usually comes on near the end of the night and when it does, you're supposed to stand in a circle, put your arms around each other's shoulders and sway as though you're taking part in some sort of special experience (see also Dancing Queen, The Gambler and Khe Sanh). Personally, I only like it because it gives me 8 minutes to go outside for a dart, grab a drink and get back on for the next song. Most unfortunately, the fact that it's a tribute to dead rockers has saved it from the bucketing that it truly deserves.
American Pie, the movie, is awesome.
American Pie, the song, is a piece of shit.
American Pie - what does it mean?
1: A song by Don McClean as the vague history of Rock'N'Roll music starting with the airplane crash that killed Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, etc. and concluding with The Rolling Stones.
2: A large volume of (mature) teen comedies with a sexual theme. All movies are rated R.
3: A term meaning "to do as the American Piers do!" using technology such as a webcam and of course microphones for an audial affect. Both players usually masterbate while watching the other masturbate as well.
4: A term meaning "to cyber."
1: Bye bye miss American Pie drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry and good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing this will be the day that I die...
2:One day at band camp...
The trem "sex" never came through to me until I was about 17...
etc.
3: Oh, baby, you're making me so hot! If you had a webcam we could American Pie this shit!
4: Wanna have some American Pie?;
American Pie - meaning
One of the best songs i've ever heard in my life.
Among one of the worst movies I have ever watched in my life, and thats saying alot.
All of my friends get mad at me because they dont understand what a horrible movie it is.
American Pie sucks, dude. - Confucius in one of his insightful quotations.
American Pie - definition
A once great song by Don McLean, which has been ruined with association by that awful teen sex romp movie. Stupid people who only know about the movie should be killed.
The song is about the untimely death of Buddy Holly. It is very interesting, and has many references to rock and roll heroes, such as the Beatles and Bob Dylan.
Stupid person: "Dude I love American Pie!"
Smart person: "Me too! *sings* Bye bye Miss American Pie..."
Stupid person: "Huh? What are you talking about?"
Smart person: "Uh... the song, by Don McLean. That's what we were talking about, right?"
Stupid person: "LOLZ U R SUCH A GAY FAG! I wuz tockin about da movie!"
Smart person: "See ya."
American Pie - slang
A timeless song by Don McLean, which was soiled when some horny bastards made a movie that disgraces it.
I'm listening to American Pie now!
American Pie
American pie:
A song made by Don Mcclean, I enjoy it more when my dad rocks out his Martin and sings it though.
A series of movies which I THINK are great movies.
I love those movies guys, they are great-Zane, when I finally got him drunk.
American Pie
This was a song written by Don McLean in 1971. The lyrics have many interpretaions by many different people. Most common would be the idea the this song is about Buddy Holly and his plane crashing. This song in other interpritations mentions tons of famous music artist such as the Beetles, the Byrds, The Rolling Stones, and others. The record was released on a 45 and is over 8 minutes long. When played on radio stations only one side was played so the DJs wouldnt have to flip the reocrd in the middle of the song.-jkg
So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
American Pie
1. The Reason I'm so disappointed in highschool
2. For 7th graders whos parents blocked porn on the internet so they watch American Pie instead...
1. American Pie made me think High school was extremely organized from social groups to party's with dick games. Little did I know how much it sucks....
2. Lets go watch American Pie book of love I'll bring the tissues you get the lotion.