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What is dilberted?Derived from "Bert", which uses a standard penis, a Dilbert consists of doing anal with a dildo, taking the dildo out, and smearing the poop between the eyebrows of any witness, making them look like Bert from Bert & Ernie of Sesame Street. "Jackie gave Chris a wicked Dilbert after they went to Narnia." dilberted - meme gifdilberted - videoDilberted - what is it?After having anal sex with the usage of a dildo, the dildo is slapped across the face of the person who just got penetrated forming a shit unibrow (like Bert from Sesame Street). Essentially a bert with a dildo. (See bert) After dildo-butt raping me, Miguel gave me a ferociuos dilbert. What does "dilberted" mean?A male Mormon missionary. They are called Dilberts because they wear white short sleeve button up shirts with ties much like the comic strip character of the same name. I saw a couple of Dilberts in my neighborhood yesterday afternoon. Fortunately it got dark before they could make it to my street. Dilberted - what does it mean?One who skips large presentations and makes them up infront of a smaller audience. person 1: Where is Steve, he has his senior project presentation today? Dilberted - meaningA he/she who was thrown on the church steps at birth because it's parents didn't want it and it was a disgrace. It is always neglected. I had a Dilbert and screamed, so I left it at the church. Dilberted - definitionv. - To get screwed over by a dumb senior management decision. They Dilberted me again! My boss promised a customer a feature that doesn't exist, and now I'll have to work nights and weekends to implement it. Dilberted - slang1. someone who works in a cubicle at a mind-numbing job. Don't ask him about his job, he's a dilbert. DilbertedDilbert is a highly-read comic strip started in 1989 by cartoonist Scott Adams featuring the office life of character Dilbert and his partners: the scheming Dogbert, Ratbert, Wally, often-angry Alice, the ignorant Pointy-Haired Boss, the genious garbage man, and other minor characters. Dilbert is portrayed as a smart, but often work-avoiding, employee. Wally is usually the same. The only hard-working engineer is Alice, but, despite her efforts, has never gotten a raise or any sort of credit for her work. Asok the Intern first appeared in 1996, and, although he is quick coming up with possible solutions to things, he is still naive of the real cruelties of the business world. Guy-"Dilbert is like totally the best comic ever." Dilberted(n) 1. the main character in the comic strip of the same name, created by Scott Adams, depicting an empolyee who works in a cubicle for a clueless boss at a large company The young Dilbert tried in vain to sell his boss on the new technology, but his boss told him to shut up and consider himself lucky he even HAS a Coleco. DilbertedWhen something happens to you in a work setting that's straight out of the comic strip "Dilbert," which is about a highly dysfunctional office environment. - Man, Purchasing yelled at me today for using paper requisition forms and when I tried using the electronic ones, Accounting yelled at me. Then my boss yelled at me because I should have known that we've stopped using both paper and electronic requisition forms, except that Bob told me the boss said the opposite yesterday. |
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