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What is a bert?
When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.
I told you not to fade it high. You Berted me.
a bert - video
A bert - what is it?
The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Usually cute and not afraid to reveal his naughty side ;)
damn, berts a cutie. I'd hit that
What does "a bert" mean?
A person who is, sophisticated, extremely intelligent and exceedingly well-endowed. A person known as Bert is often the most respected or adored member of any group of people. To be called Bert is the utmost sign of respect: it signifies that the person being referred to has the ability to please and impress others on every possible level.
A woman sees a distinguished, attractive man at a party and says, "wow that guy is such a Bert"
A bert - what does it mean?
to get completely inebriated on a weekday, knowing you have to work the next day
Feeling rubbish - got absolutely Berted last night, and have a full day of meetings today.
A bert - meaning
the best boy you'll ever meet. he's polite, nice, a true gentleman. his mother raised him right. he's hilarious, sarcastic in a good way, and super caring. he's also cute. he's a gamer and laughs hard at everything. he's perfect inside and out. he plays soccer but always calls it football. he always asks questions because he always wants to get to know people. he's super athletic and has muscles. he's just amazing. if you don't know him, get to know him. you won't regret it.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Bert open a door, and start to go down the stairs, but saw that the door closed before this girl could go though and went BACK to open it for her?"
Guy 2: "Yea bro, he's such a gentleman."
A bert - definition
term of endearment, friend, homie, homeboy, my dog, pet
hey bert bert come over tonight
A bert - slang
1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"
might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.
A bert
1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"
might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.
A bert
After a nice round of anal sex..Provide your sexual partner with a unibrow of nothing but shit...:D
I fucked liz and then gave her a bert,.She looked like bert from Sesme street
A bert
After a bout of anal sex, you provide your sexual partner with a shit uni-brow by slapping your shitcock across their eyebrows
"Honey, would you mind if after our ass-fuck I would bert you?"