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What is Dilbert?
1. someone who works in a cubicle at a mind-numbing job.
2. a job that is good practice for being dead or in a coma.
Don't ask him about his job, he's a dilbert.
Dilbert - meme gif
Dilbert - video
Dilbert - what is it?
A retarded mop that gives you a back ache when you use it. When you say it, you must say it as though you were menatlly retarded.
Hey Tori, I was using Dilbert and he made me want to shoot myself.
Whose Dilbert?
That retarded dollar store mop!
What does "Dilbert" mean?
Anything representing utter stupidity or hate twoards utter stupidity.
Dilbert - what does it mean?
Slang term for penis used among computer geeks
k00L_h4k3r: hey babe, I got a giant Dilbert
cutegurl69: what?
Dilbert - meaning
A male Mormon missionary. They are called Dilberts because they wear white short sleeve button up shirts with ties much like the comic strip character of the same name.
I saw a couple of Dilberts in my neighborhood yesterday afternoon. Fortunately it got dark before they could make it to my street.
Dilbert - definition
One who skips large presentations and makes them up infront of a smaller audience.
person 1: Where is Steve, he has his senior project presentation today?
person 2: He is pulling a Dilbert!
Dilbert - slang
A he/she who was thrown on the church steps at birth because it's parents didn't want it and it was a disgrace. It is always neglected.
I had a Dilbert and screamed, so I left it at the church.
Dilbert
v. - To get screwed over by a dumb senior management decision.
They Dilberted me again! My boss promised a customer a feature that doesn't exist, and now I'll have to work nights and weekends to implement it.
Dilbert
Dilbert is a highly-read comic strip started in 1989 by cartoonist Scott Adams featuring the office life of character Dilbert and his partners: the scheming Dogbert, Ratbert, Wally, often-angry Alice, the ignorant Pointy-Haired Boss, the genious garbage man, and other minor characters. Dilbert is portrayed as a smart, but often work-avoiding, employee. Wally is usually the same. The only hard-working engineer is Alice, but, despite her efforts, has never gotten a raise or any sort of credit for her work. Asok the Intern first appeared in 1996, and, although he is quick coming up with possible solutions to things, he is still naive of the real cruelties of the business world.
In the beginning, Dilbert and his companions were drawn purely by hand, and mailed off to the syndicate. Soon his work got more technology-related, and as of now, Scott Adams draws with no paper: he uses a Wacom Cintiq 21UX tablet/screen to draw on Adobe Photoshop. After, he emailed it to the syndicate. Scott Adams claimed that this technique is much more efficient than his previous ones on the Scott Adams Blog.
Guy-"Dilbert is like totally the best comic ever."
Other Guy-"Like, totally."
Dilbert
(n) 1. the main character in the comic strip of the same name, created by Scott Adams, depicting an empolyee who works in a cubicle for a clueless boss at a large company
2. any real-life office employee who embodies some characteristics of the Dilbert character
3. a loser
See also: Dilbertesque
The young Dilbert tried in vain to sell his boss on the new technology, but his boss told him to shut up and consider himself lucky he even HAS a Coleco.